1. Coughed up my other lung.
2. Went through 1 1/2 boxes of tissues.
3. Drank a giant carton of orange juice.
4. Convinced myself Damien was watching me, through my window. (He wasn't.) He was in the kitchen eating my cookies. Stupid Damien.
5. Got a little bit of sympathy from Gill.
6. Played endless video games.
7. Sneezed up a clump of snot that looked oddly like Gill's unicorn.
8. Didn't get out of bed for anything (except using the restroom).
9. Threw up.
10. Slept for fifteen hours straight. I feel so accomplished.
I've had a busy day.
I think I'll go back to bed... where I may die.
Dom
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