Promises, Promises

I know we're awfully cryptic about *exactly* what goes on in the portal, on the other side. What comes out.

Who Damien Zion is.

But one day, soon, we will get more detailed. We're sort of waiting on...something.

On less serious notes, I laughed very hard today when I found out that Dom was fired.

Problem:

1. Damien is missing.

WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY AFTER THAT?! NOTHING! He's missing! And what does Dom say? Whatevs! That's what he says! And he didn't even spell the blog title right! Wayttago, Einstein!

My brother is an idiot

....again.