1,2,3,4,5,6,9 & 10

1. Damien Zion took me into the portal at the fair on Friday.

2. Whether or not we actually did do this...well, it's up to you to choose whether or not to believe it.

3. You also have to choose to believe or disbelieve the fact that I nearly died.

4. Your choice.

5. I think aliens are real, and it has nothing to do with the parallel universe.

6. I'm excited about Scooby Doo and the Curse of the Lake Monster.

9. 7 & 8 were crucial facts about the portal trip, but since I'm quoting Feist you don't get to hear them. You may now stand in awe at my cleverness.

10. Dom.....I have nothing nice to say. So I'll stop there. OH! Wait, yes I do. Thanks for that last piece of cake in the fridge. Loved it. ;)

The Fair...again.

So, I went to the fair last night, right?

Guess who was there?

No, never mind, don't try, you'll never guess.

Damien Zion!!!!! So I went up to him and asked him what he was doing there, and he pointed - because he was staring at something really intently.
"What?!"
He pushed my head the direction he was looking. "Look, Gill."

There was a thumping portal at the fair. But nobody was freaking out. Apparently, only about 2% of the population can see portals, according to Damien. Which means that Dom, Damien and I are part of that population. The portal spat out a girl that was painted white with really colorful clothes and painted accents on her skin. I'll draw a picture later. She looked around, saw us, and then looked terrified and ran back in. I, like the twin of Dominic that I am, followed her in there.

All the freaks from the old carnivals came from the parallel universe. That is all I can safely say.

Gill

PS Dom does not know about this because he was gone last night and was not answering his phone. Stupid brother.

A list of important things.

1. My brother is an idiot. He freaked me out a lot today, running around all in black like some sort of goth on a sugar high.

2. I am going to the fair today! I am excited, mostly because the atmosphere is so cool and busy and weird in a creepy, colorful, awesome way and because of all the greasy fried food and strawberry lemonade I am going to consume. Lemonade!!! *squee!*

3. Last night I watched a Macaulay Culkin/Elijah Wood movie called 'The Good Son.' A) And I thought Culkin was creepy before! B) I really hate the kind of situations that Culkin put Wood in. Like how they both know the truth, but Culkin makes Wood look like the liar, and everyone believes him! That's messed up! C) The ending was just...weird. D) You should watch this trailer and become even more creeped out by Culkin's creepiness. Or dopeness. Whichever one. Perhaps both!

4. What?! 

5. I'm ready for it to be chilly outside all the time. Hot chocolate, rain, good books, writing, good television...all those things. Fall! Autumn!

6. Always bring a banana to a party.

7. I like making lists.

8. I thought this list would be a lot longer than this, but...it's not. I thought there would be fifteen things.

9. I'm done now.

The Fair.

It is coming.

I. Heed the posters. It is coming.

II. Let all colors be seen. It's the fair, it's colorful.

III. Eat the heart attack on a stick. It tastes yummy.

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Wow, that actually sortakindamaybealmost worked! (Combining the village and the fair! What?!)