Is it sadistic of me to enjoy this? Yeees, prolly.

KID EATS HOTTEST CHILI PEPPER IN THE *WORLD!* 

Either those are really hot, he's a really big wimp, or he likes acting like a really big wimp. I'd love to hear your opinion. Which is it? 

A horrible slap in the face

Just now (eight o'clock, Thursday nights, when Fringe always happens) I turned it to the great channel of Fox. (where many shows go to die.)

Football was on.

Me: What?! No! No! No, this is not okay!
Dad: *laughs*
Me: What's going on?! Oh. *realizes that there are no more episodes of Fringe until November.*

It was horribly disappointing. I had made myself a cheese wrap, chocolate milk, plate of chips, and gotten a protein bar from the pantry just to watch with Fringe. Also because I was hungry. Horrible!

Gill

A Note to Mr. Porkchop

Now I want ribs. Thanks a lot.

1,2,3,4,5,6,9 & 10

1. Damien Zion took me into the portal at the fair on Friday.

2. Whether or not we actually did do this...well, it's up to you to choose whether or not to believe it.

3. You also have to choose to believe or disbelieve the fact that I nearly died.

4. Your choice.

5. I think aliens are real, and it has nothing to do with the parallel universe.

6. I'm excited about Scooby Doo and the Curse of the Lake Monster.

9. 7 & 8 were crucial facts about the portal trip, but since I'm quoting Feist you don't get to hear them. You may now stand in awe at my cleverness.

10. Dom.....I have nothing nice to say. So I'll stop there. OH! Wait, yes I do. Thanks for that last piece of cake in the fridge. Loved it. ;)

The Fair.

It is coming.

I. Heed the posters. It is coming.

II. Let all colors be seen. It's the fair, it's colorful.

III. Eat the heart attack on a stick. It tastes yummy.

.....

Wow, that actually sortakindamaybealmost worked! (Combining the village and the fair! What?!)

Completely out of whack closet portal, or desperate cry for assistance?

I came home from school today to find my closet door open and hanging off it's hinges, a crumpled ball of paper on the floor. I quickly unfolded the paper and found something that scared me. A note asking for help. At first I was skeptical. I wouldn't put it past Gill to pull something like this on me. But it wasn't her hand writing. And she wouldn't go as far as pulling my closet door down. I'm not even sure she could. I glanced into my closet and found the portal swirling around and pulsing like crazy. It does that when something is about to pop out, and sometimes right after.

So my suspicions were pretty much confirmed. So there's someone out there, in an alternate universe that needs help. Ours specifically? I'm not sure. But I do know that we got this for a reason. And we have to do something about it.

Unfortunately (even if Gill was home) I can't go into the portal. There are so many unanswered questions about it. Where does it go for sure? What would happen to us if we went in? Would we be able to come back? The second we discovered it, I wanted to try it out right off the bat. But Gill talked some sense into me, and after two years, we still haven't tested it out. Haven't told anyone about it either. Which, in retrospect, was a bad idea on our part.

I need to find Gill. I need to convince her that we need to do this. And I need to eat something because I'm starving.

Pictures coming later. (As soon as my camera stops being stupid.)

Freaking out of my mind,
Dom