1, 2, 3....

1. Like our wonky template? Comment if you do. Or don't. Or just let us know that you're reading, in some way.....

2. And that our posts from the heart (*snort*) have not been in vain and all for nothing.

3. Please. And then tell your friends. All of them.

4. Because I'm not going to be predictable. Ha! Fooled ya!

5. Farleys' Rusks. Want? I think so. Ever tried them? No. Know I would like them? Heck yes. Weird because of this? Probably. Tired, because I keep asking questions this way? Darn right.

Good night.

My life's goal:

To find a pen that doesn't freaking rub off every time I write on my hand!

I put very important notes there! Is it too much to ask?

I really don't think so.

Dom

:P

I'm fine! I'm just worried about what's going on on the other side, OK Dom? Sheesh....

In less dramatic notes ( *rolls eyes* ) I got the tree up today. Yeah, all by myself. Dom was sitting on the couch watching a horror movie while I did it. Thanks for all your love and support and concern, and all that. You show it so well.

I also slept way too late. Again. :P

Stupid sister

Gill is really starting to freak me out. She spends a lot of time in my room, just staring at the portal. And when she's not doing that, she's talking about it. Or just dazing out. I'm afraid something might have happened to her in there. And she's not telling me what.

I'm worried, okay? Yes. I worry about Gill sometimes. Get over it.

Hopefully, I can get to the bottom of this before she does something really stupid.

Dom

Can't think of anything clever to put as a status...

I called this post a status. I am so very tired. :P

1. Frustration. Need to sleep it off.

2. Watching You've Got Mail, again....failsafe movie. ;)

3. Obsessed with staring at the portal. O.O waiting for something come out. Nothing ever does, anymore.

Breakfast of Champions

Waffles!

Dom

I'm not sure what exactly, but...you can't do it!

MegaMind. The Thumping Awesomest Movie Ever. Yeah. I'm obsessed a little bit.

Boring

Going back and reading my old blog posts, I've found that I'm a very boring person. I do nothing exciting. Or I just don't blog about it.

Sorry.

I'll try to be better.

Dom

Mega Awesome

1. Harry Potter obviously eclipsed our birthday. ;) Happy Birthday, Dom. Present under your bed. Shoved it under there and forgot about it....

2. Went to see Megamind today. I want his outfit. And I also would like to have an abnormally large blue head.

3. Just me. I'm so weird.

There is something seriously wrong with us...

Through all the excitement of the last few... weeks, I guess? Anyway, through all the excitement of the last few weeks, we forgot to mention our birthday! We are officially sixteen now! As of November 21 at 4:44pm.

Thought I should share...

Presents are awesome. ;)

Dom

I'm thankful for....

1. The Lull. Nothing's happening, and I wish it would stay that way...

2. My Family. Love you guys. At least today. ;)

3. The portal. Don't ask me why. I just am. I don't think I could explain why if I tried....

4. Tom Hanks' voice

5. Waffles

6. Socks.

Haha!

Gill got next to no sleep last night, and I got about nine hours. It was awesome.

Anyway, I just thought I'd pop on and let you guys know that I refuse to post tomorrow because it's a holiday, and I don't do stuff I'm supposed to on holidays. And Gill can get mad at me for that, and tell me I owe her $5, but she's not going to get it, because she already owes me about $20. And I've been nice about it. So... No post from me tomorrow. But it's not because I've been kidnapped by soon stupid portal guy. Probably.

Yeah... I'm a little worried about this now.


On the upside: My wrist feels better today... I can actually put some weight on it!

Dom

(And Gill has that stupid song "Love Like Woe" stuck in my head now... :P)

*Yawn*

Oh, I'm tired! I got about four and a half hours last night. Bad idea for me.

I've been shopping all day, and that always makes me tired, whether I've got four and a half or eight and a half.

And Anna won't shut up about finishing her story....yeah, remember Anna? :P

Anna. Really. Stop. Talking. About it!

Thanksgiving is only a few days away......

Meh. I'm not as excited as I should be.

It's also really hard not to dive into the portal. You know, just to see what happens.

On less morbid notes, Mitchie is getting *really* big. When she holds her head up, her ears come to my shoulder. O.o

Today is also Doctor Who Day! Guess I know what I"m doing tonight. ;) (Watching Doctor Who! Duh! And possibly Edward Scissorhands....)

So, since I am now addicted to this song and it is a Doctor Who fan vid, I have posted it. Click Here for Doctory Dopeness.

Thanksgiving foods and whatnot

Thanksgiving is coming up in two days, and I have to admit, I couldn't be more excited.

For all the food, of course. (Maybe the family a little bit. I think Tony's coming... but you never know with him. He kinda skipped out on Christmas last year...)

Anyway! I've compiled a list of all the necessary Thanksgiving day foods:

Turkey (obviously)

Ham

Cream Corn

Mashed Potatoes (with cheese, and chives, and some of the skin still on... and sour cream... I'm really not sure what else is put in them. I don't help with the food.)

Gravy

The classic Green Bean casserole

Buttered rolls (I'm drooling just thinking about them.)

I like some Mac 'n' Cheese...

...

I'm blanking, thinking about all this food. And now I'm really hungry...

Oh! And I hurt my wrist today. It's almost agonizing whenever I put weight on it. Typing is a bit of a pain too, but I'm managing.

Artichoke

*sighs*

Is it weird that....in some ways, I miss the other side?

Yeah. It is. *Smacks self in forehead*

Love Gill. :P

Calm *after* the storm? Let's hope so...

It's calmed down a lot over here since Gill came back. I'm crossing my fingers though, because the last time it started to calm down, it all just got worse.

I know that we can't escape the stuff in the portal forever... But maybe a few months? Yeah? What do you say, portal? Think you can give us a few calm months? That would be totally dope...

Dom

:D

Happy Thoughts Cannon!

If I were in Neverland, these would be among my Happy Thoughts:

1. Waffles.

2. Doctor Eleven

3. Cologne

4. Big, fuzzy blankets.

5. My pillow.

6. *cough* Dom....maybe. When he's being nice and when he's not around.

7. Somebody I'm not at Liberty to mention here on the blog.

8. Mitchie.

9. Butter. Lots of it.

Doctor Who -- Season 5

I finally got to start watching it today. I'm less than thirty minutes into the first episode and I'm already enthralled.

Though... I think I liked the old opening credits better...

Dom

Best Food in the World

1. Fried chicken

2. Chips and guacamole

3. Chips and french onion dip

4. Chicken and rice

5. Pop corn

6. Baked potatoes

7. Burger and fries

8. Skittles

9. Turkey

10. Sausage balls

Dom (I'm hungry, can't you tell?)

We-ell

I guess, back to our mundane lives now, huh? And catching up on school. :P For once, not excited about that. And still so tired...I can't seem to get over being tired. :P

Anywho, WE'RE GETTING SO CLOSE TO DOCTOR WHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Christmas special, I mean. :) )

HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!

I agree very much with Gill. Anna basically covers it all really well.

I'm almost glad I was up until 5 night before last (or... morning, depending on how you look at it), because I was dead to the world the second my head hit the pillow. And I actually slept last night! Kinda... a little. But it was more than 4ish hours, at least!

I was still excited when I woke up. And I still am, because I'm seeing it again tonight.

What?!

Dom out

Parry Hotter

I mean Harry Potter. I'm sorry. I'm so very tired from staying up till four last night, something I never do, and it's *so* bad for you.......

But I think my friend Anna explains it very well.  You should go check out her blog post about it. She too is exhausted, I think.

Explanations and What Not

Okay, so. I guess everybody (or whoever - Dom) would like a carefully mapped out explanation of why I disappeared and my Alternate stepped in for me.

Well, there is a problem that Dom and I were unaware of before - our Alternates (at least Dom's and Anthony's) frequently switch worlds, and Anthony Alternate is evil. Ish. He's got a different agenda than our Anthony, anyway.

So, Dom's Alternate showed up and told me that I had to come quick, he was in trouble, it had to do with the portal, he needed me to come, so I told him I would as soon as I finished this blog post. Then fake Tony showed up (alternate Tony, I'm sorry) and tried to drag me off. I realized when I noticed the weird glow around them and the green highlights in Dom's hair that they weren't my brothers, so I tried to get a message to my Dom really quick.

The put me in a van for a few hours and drove. I figured out when the colors changed that we had switched worlds. Dom Alternate crawled back and talked to me, tried to explain what was going on and why. I got the idea that he and Tony Alternate don't get along any better than Real Dom and Real Tony. Actually - Dom Alternate seemed kind of afraid of Tony Alternate.

They stopped at a MacRonald's (MacDonald's Alternate), dragged me out of the van, and threw me in front of my Tony, and Tony Alternate said that they would keep me there in the parallel universe and kick Tony out of it forever if he didn't stop messing around in there business on the other side. (here.) 

Then Dom Alternate dragged me inside MacRonalds and told me to be quiet. He bought me a Big Mac (surprisingly, it's a lot better over there.) I tried to get him to explain what our Tonys were talking about but he didn't feel much like elaborating, so I tried guilting him, and it worked a little better than it does guilting my Dom.

Anywho, my Tony indicated with his wave through the window that he couldn't get me back yet, but he would. Later.

I was not happy with later.

But since I couldn't guilt Dom Alternate as efficiently as I would like, I didn't have much choice but to wait. I tried guilting Tony Alternate too - that didn't work *at all.*

My Tony didn't get me back until the next day, and he still won't explain to me why he had to wait, and what their business on the other side (this side) is, or why Dom Alternate is scared of Tony Alternate. Or why Tony is scared of Tony Alternate.

Anyway, Tony said we couldn't go back yet, because we had to make sure that Tony and Dom Alternate kept their promise. We had to be out of the way while they did something or other that they probably aren't supposed to be doing on the other side.

I managed to get in touch with Gill Alternate and tell her to go fill in for me, and to not tell Dom, or he might start sniffing around and figure out that the Alternates were doing stuff they weren't supposed to. She agreed and reluctantly washed the purple out of her hair. She was put out with me for that.

Anyway - oh, also, Dom Alternate is supposed to be missing. Apparently he did go missing for a while - he mentioned something about this, Tony Alternate took him away, kidnapped him, or something. But nobody else except for Tony Alternate knows where he is. Gill Alternate is completely clueless in all of this, and has no idea what's going on with Tony Alternate. And she doesn't read this blog unless she's pretending to be me, so....

And Tony  - my Tony - said I shouldn't stir things up. At least for now.

I told him I had to be back by tonight (FOR HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!!!!!) and he said we could do that. So, he got me back a few days ago, and now Dom and I are about to go.

I'm still tired. I'm so confused - I don't know why Tony Alternate has Dom scared into doing whatever he says. Or if that was all just an act to fool me. I don't know. And I'm ready to forget about it. I mean, it was Tony, but...not my Tony. And I wonder why Tony Alternate keeps harassing Dom. Maybe he needs two Doms to do his dirty work. Again, I don't know. And I can't get the purple out of my hair.....

Oh, and. :D Missed you too, Dom. I'm sorry I'm no fun to live with, sometimes, but it's good to be back. It's really weird to be able to guilt you. And it's really weird for you to have green highlights.

Exhausted, Confused, Excited (about HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!)

Lemonade Gill. (Not Alternate.)

WHAT?!

I'm going to see Harry Potter tonight. I feel awesome.

Watch me fall asleep halfway through... Good thing I'm going again tomorrow! ;)

Dom

Relief

Gill is back. And I know that's obvious from her last post, but it sounds so nice to say it. Or... type it. And I had to confirm it for you guys. I know Gill, and this is Gill.

I made her tell me everything last night, but I'm gonna let her tell the story on here herself. I don't know what else to say except, for once, I was actually thrilled to see my sister.

Don't tell anyone.

Artichoke

I'm back

Well...I'm back. My Alternate will not be posting for me anymore, and for the record, I pretty much disagree with everything she said in her last post. Nice subtle codes. O.o

I would say more, be more sociable, be more like myself and do an epistle instead of a short, lame blog post like this, but I'm so exhausted....so explanations will have to wait until tomorrow. :-/ Sorry!

Real Gillian.

Gillian!

Still no sign of the real Gill. As far as I know, she hasn't gotten Portal Gill's "subtle" messages. Hopefully she's safe and on her way.

I know this is a lot to drop on you guys... But this is life for us. So -- just imagine how I'm feeling right now. Then multiply that by about a million. And there you've got it. (Maybe add a bit more, my math might be off.)

Dom

Not Gill

In case it's not just totally obvious, the person posting for Gill is not Gill. She's Gill's portal double. (That's right, Gill, I know. Get your butt back home.)

Either that, or I'm just going insane. But I'm pretty sure I'm not.

Dom

Pointless.

What's the point of this blog, really?

Does anyone actually think it's going to make me and Dom be friends and work together better? Pfft. No, it's not. It was a stupid idea. Sorry, Mom, Dad, but - ?! How is this supposed to make me and Dom better siblings? Fact is, we can't stand each other and that's how it is going to stay. 

I mean, if anything, the blog only makes us more antagonistic towards each other. Especially when we have to pay the other one five bucks. It would be so much easier if I were an only child....

Other things that I find pointless is English. Why do we have to write papers on stuff we don't care about? How is that going to make us better writers, huh? 

Because we have to do the blog or pay money, I decided to do a pointless post, in case you can't tell. This post has absolutely no point. Yeah, it does, but those of you who are not smart enough to highlight don't need to know that. At all. Maybe I should stop, but I'm kinda having fun with this. Probably I will stop in a few paragraphs. You are all free to post comments about it's weird that I don't like English, and about how badly written this post is. Whatever you like. :P Totally, one hundred percent, completely pointless post. (I'm still talking so I can get the right letters for this code for Gill.... :P!!!!!) 

I'll try talking about what I did today, how about that? Because it's completely pointless, like this blog, so. I went and suffered through school. I decided to dye my hair purple (guess what color it is now? Yup, that's right. Gold star for you!!!!). I then had to explain to Mom why I suddenly wanted my hair purple. She was okay-ish with it. (Not rlly.) 

I then proceeded to trim my layers myself. Mistake. I had a Seinfeld marathon and tried again to organize my closet. Mom came upstairs to investigate the weird sounds coming from my room. 

Went out to see the unicorn....she tried to spear me with the horn. Succeeded. I have an ugly scratch on my ribs now. For now, I am going to stay away from the unicorn. 


Lemonade signing off, or however you signal that you are stopping the whole writing thing for this blog post. 
Gill

Random Song Lyrics! *WHAT?!*

I am going to randomly post song lyrics now! Yay!

When you feel all alone
And the world has turned its back on you
Give me a moment please
to tame your wild, wild heart.
- Crash and Burn, Savage Garden.

Closed off from love
I didn't need the pain
Once or twice was enough
And it was all in vain.
- Bleeding Love, Leona Lewis

Why so serious?
So raise your glass if you are wrong
in all the right ways.
....
We will never be never be anything but loud
and nitty gritty dirty little freaks.
...
- Raise Your Glass, Pink

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now, wish right now.
Yeah! I could use a dream or a genie or a wish...
- Airplanes, B.O.B. & Hayley Williams

Now you're gone
I realize my love for you was strong
And I miss you here, now you're gone.
- Now You're Gone, Basshunter

Three Days

I haven't had a good night sleep in three days. I'm exhausted, and I think I might be going a little crazy. I have nothing to blog about, I just don't want to pay Gill $5, so here's my blog post.

Awesome, right?

Dom

Huh

Dunno what Dom means. I feel just like myself. :-|

Lull

I feel like we've become really boring over the blog. But, I didn't want to do this in the first place, so I don't really care. Anyway, sorry for being boring and whatever, but... if it helps... something is really up with Gill lately. I don't know what, but I'll eventually get to the bottom of it.

Dom

*Sheesh...*

It was just a *joke* Dom. Sheesh! I even let the lizard hang out in there with you!

...

Gill somehow managed to lock me in my closet today. I just got out.

I'm a little worried...

Dom

Hmmm....

It feels weird since I got back home. So many changes, no matter how small.....

Until 4

Don't stay up until 4 in the morning only to wake up three hours later for school. It's really not a good idea.

I'm gonna go collapse now.

Dom

:P

Oh, well, I'll just try to be meaner and more irritating, Dom. :P

And what *is* up with you and Tony? Just be nice!

123 posts!

We're awesome like that. Except I'm changing that now with this -- post 124.

Either way, there's nothing wrong with being nice, Gill, like I told you earlier. But after almost sixteen years of constant arguing and screaming, it's just weird. And I'm really creeped out by Anthony. He texted me earlier wondering if I wanted to go get ice cream.

Am I really the only one who finds all this weird?

Dom

....

Okay, Dom, what's wrong with being nice? O.o

I was kidnapped, all right? I'm bound to change a little, sheesh.

Mad Season

I think I'm going crazy. I really do. Because Gill isn't acting like her normal self. She hasn't yelled at me since she got back. We haven't even argued. This morning, she actually offered to grab the milk from the fridge for me. She was already holding the jug when she asked, but still!

Anthony/Damien keeps coming by, just to check in on us. And when he's not over here, he's constantly calling. After he moved out, an entire year passed without him talking with me. And now he won't leave me alone.

So, I guess I'm still just really confused. Maybe I never did leave the world the portal leads to. Or maybe I'm just dreaming. I really hope so. It would explain so much.

Oh, and here's the song my title is referring to.

Dom

So...yeah.

I'm not really getting the point of this blog. Anyone want to remind me why Dom and I started it again? :P

Lol, just kidding.

Is it just me or does Elmo from Sesame Street have an adorable giggle?

At the ripe age of...

When I grow up, I want to be like House:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O89bXKwr4IY

So............................................................

Oh yeah. I have a unicorn! *grins*

How People Are Stupid

Do I really need to explain? They just are. Period.

Dom

Apparently I enjoy posts entitled: 'The Facts of Life.'

Okay then.

The Facts of Life:

1. I have no idea why everyone is freaking out about this. I was gone for a few days, with friends, out of town. I asked my Mom and got permission!

2. Yeah, Tony's our bro. Get over it.

3. Again.....I was *not* kidnapped. :P

Gill

Why?

Because I can.

Watch:

Here.

Confusion

Okay, so, obviously Gill's back. But I can't get a straight answer from her. Like the answer to where the heck she was! And why the heck she was there! She just shakes me off and yells about how nothing ever happened. Maybe nothing did happen.

I just wish everybody would pick one thing and roll with it. Because I haven't talked to Anthony (that would be Damien. Yeah, okay, secret's out. Damien is our older brother.) since yesterday, but he won't stop calling me. Anthony doesn't call me. Ever. And Gill won't get off my case about her not really being gone.

I'm ready to hunker down in my closet. Except that's where the portal is... Maybe under my bed.

Dom

Okay...

Whoa, guys!

Look, I am very sorry bout all this. My friends must have hacked into my account and posted all those...I've just been out of town for a few days! Sorry!

Gill.

IT"S NOT OUR ANTHONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gill:

I don't know how to get hold of you Gill. I know, if you're anywhere like the place I was in, there is no way for me to get to you except through the blog. So I hope you see this.

I don't know who you're talking about. I don't know who not to trust. So, for now, I'm assuming everyone.

Don't do anything stupid. Don't worry about me. Just don't get caught. If you're where I was, they won't hesitate in killing you. Please, just be safe. As safe as you can, at least.

Dominic (<--I'm trying to help you feel better, let you know that I'm worried. Does using my full name help? You know how much I hate it...)

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Still no sign

I'm still alone and confused. There's no sign of Gill. And Damien left last night without a word.

Mom and Dad are freaking out. They haven't had a chance to recover from when I was gone, and now Gill is too.

The portal has been pulsing non-stop since Gill's last blog post, it's grown bigger than normal, and seems to be whispering in some foreign language.

I just hope she's all right and comes home soon.

Dom

Tired

I'm updating, because I don't know what else to do.

I don't know what's up with Gill. I don't know what happened. I don't know who took her. I don't know if anyone took her. I don't know where she is. I don't know how to get her back.

I just don't know.

Damien is on his way over.

Until then... I don't know.

I thought this was all over, but I guess I was wrong. We all were.

I feel like I'm going to pass out from the exhaustion this stupid portal has brought on. I wish we'd never found it.

Clueless (Dom)

Good Morning, Monstropolis!

:D

Okay. I'm running out of good blog post ideas.

Well, actually, I have run out of good blog post ideas.

So, I'm going to ramble for a minute and then try to make this totally awesome and worth your while.

Okay I'm done rambling now. So I guess I never really did. OH! I have an idea. :) Never mind. I got nothin.'

On a very happy note: FRINGE IN TWO DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There had better be no baseball. :P

On another plus note: PSYCH IN EIGHT DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT?!

Lemonade Gill

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First of all, my brother is morose.

Second of all, this video should cheer him up. This should cheer anyone up.


......unless they have trouble sleeping with monsters in their closet. O.o

Roll over these words  if you can't see the link. ;) And enjoy the genius of this dude. I want a t-shirt.

Happy November First

For some of you, I'm sure, it has, in fact, been a happy November first. And why not? It's cool outside, bringing the promise of holiday cheer and all that stuff.

But for some of us, it has been nothing but a blur of sleep deprivation and school work.

Fun day today? No.

Dom