All Hallows Eve

Hah! My title is a *little* less lame than Dom's.

My take on the Thriller: I didn't finish it because I didn't have time.

I shuddered every time MJ spoke. His voice is unnatural.

Stupid special effects.

Song sounds uber cheerful to me.

Doesn't get stuck in my head nearly as easily as Ghostbusters Theme Song (watched the sequel tonight) or The Witch Doctor (ooo, eee, ooo ah ah ching chang walla walla bing bang) OOOOORRR Break Even by the Script.

This is Lemonade signing out.

Spooky Lemonade.

Spooky Gill.

MWHAHAHAHAHA!

Halloween

Like my lame title up there? I do. I think it's dope.

Anyway. It's Halloween. Thought I'd do a post surrounding said "holiday."

So here it is, one of the scariest things you'll ever see.

Here.

And it's up to you to decide if I meant the song is scary, the video is scary, or the man in the video is scary.

Personally, I'd go with all three...

Dom

So....

1. very tired.

2. very addicted to this video. (The song on it...but I like the video, anyway. :)

3. very hungry.

4. very happy to no longer have hairspray in my hair. (I dressed up for Halloween tonight. I was a Star Wars character - Princess Amidala - and my friend managed to get my short, spikiness up into all these cool little braids, but she sprayed it mercilessly with hairspray to make it stay. My hair felt like wire.)

5. Mmmmmm.........................

Paranormal Activity -- don't look now... but there's someone right behind you....

Last night I went and saw Paranormal Activity 2.

I watched the first one a few weeks ago, and found myself mildly freaked. Not scared, not... not scared. I was intrigued even. Why was this demon shadow following her?

Paranormal Activity 2 answered those questions. Kinda. Something having to do with her great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great (<--that's really fun to do) grandmother asking a demon for wealth or whatever. And the price was the soul of the next first born son. This movie centers around Katie's (from the first movie) sister and her family. Who have just happened to have a son. The first son born since the 1930s. They find themselves shrouded in mysterious noises and random happenstance. Much like the first movie. But it progresses (again, like the first movie). Starts with bangs and bugging the dog, moves onto whispering and making big, "scary" shadows, then on to actually lifting the baby out of his crib, forces all the cabinets open (I really did jump at that part, it came out of nowhere), then goes on to yanking the mom down the stairs -- twice.... in a row, hurts the dog (badly), and takes over the mom's body. I got lost after that part. I'm not sure what was happening, because the light was off most of the scene and it was all just screaming and clattering.

And then the shadow demon thing moves on to Katie and Micah (where the first movie picks up) and leaves her sister alone again. It then proceeds to take over Katie's body (as seen in the first movie), kills Micah. Then (what wasn't seen in the first) goes to her sister's house. Kills her sister's husband. Kills her sister. And takes the baby.

It ends after that.

This one was definitely better than the first. More suspenseful, more "jump" moments. And really, a better plot. Seeing it from more than one POV helped, too. But I still can't help but wonder just why these people had their cameras on most of the time. Aside from the security camera footage and the few home videos (the baby walking, etc.) it didn't make any sense why they'd have the camera going. Except maybe when Ali (the daughter) was "documenting" what was happening at night with the evil spirit thing. Why would you be making a home movie of you talking with your sister about the evil shadow? Doesn't make any sense. And is just all around too convenient.

It's obvious that this movie was made to fit around the first, but still, surprisingly, better than the original. (I guess that's not really the right word, because this wasn't a re-make. But I'm not feeling creative word-wise at the moment.)

So, if your into this kind of stuff, go see it, but don't expect the best movie ever. Don't expect to be scared stiff. Because it's not going to happen, unless you're a total wimp.

If you aren't into the horror genre, may I suggest Max Keeble's Big Move? With the evil ice cream man?

...Yeah.

Dom

Nothin' much to say....

Except I have the slowest printer ever. And it excretes this weird smell every time I print something. Like the breath of an old, warn out hunk of tree that hasn't brushed it's teeth in twenty years.

And we reached 100 posts! Yay us. I'm ruining that now.

Post 101.

Dom

FALL!

I love that it is fall!

Sweet potatoes!

Hot chocolate!

Candy!

Pumpkins!

Orange!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Purple!

Hoodies!

Scarves and hats and fingerless gloves and yes, even socks!

What?!

The Facts of Life, (Again)

1. I am missing a knitting needle, and I am not happy about it. Oh well! It'll turn up really soon!

2. I did, in fact, bring back Dom a venti Starbucks when I did finally go out. And then I drank it myself and drove back because I accidentally got the wrong thing. Then I brought him back the right thing.

3. No comment about the nice cup of 'mitchie...'

4. I have finally made a decision about college! Anyone who has a problem with this decision can stuff it, kick a cactus, butt a stump, stow it and then eat dry, stale cereal without milk!

5. I think that right now....everything's okay. It's not perfect, but...it's okay. For now. I'm going to enjoy it while it lasts.

6. Except for the missing knitting needle.

7. Yes, I knit. If you call me a dork I'll hunt you down and stab you with it! (Not really, but it's fun to say things like that. :P I'm actually a really nice person....want me to knit you something? :D)

8. Don't actually put in knitting requests. I have too much to do because of other knitting projects. 

Coffee maker on the side

Nothing like a nice, hot cup of joe in the morning. At least, I'd assume so. But I can't say for sure this morning. Our coffee maker stopped working, and I had to get up uber earlier.

(Why, Dom, did you get up "uber" early?)

Because I did. Get off my back.

Anyway, back to the coffee. I asked Gill nicely -- several times -- and she still won't go buy me one at Starbucks. Maybe I should offer to knock it off the money she owes me.... Nah.

I gave some coffee beans to Mitchie (I don't recommend) and she chewed them up, spat them out. And the beans, mixed with her magical unicorn spit, make a fairly convincing coffee substance.

Makes me wonder if anyone would be stupid enough to fall for that.

...

Hey, Gill! I have something for you!

Dom

CYBERMAN!

I carved a pumpkin today.

Look what's on it.

That's right.

A Cyberman.

From Doctor Who.

That show has warped me.

And the carved Cyberman looks a little warped.

It all works out.

*Doctor Who "WHAT?!"*

Dom

A lame blog post

I have nothing interesting to say that would take less than a few minutes to do.

Let's try a list. I like lists.

1. I owe Dom money. Again. :P

2. I see chickens on the window sill.....plastic ones.

3. I would very much like a glass of water right now.

4. Would very much like to burn all SAT tests everywhere.

5. Will not do the above.

To our loyal followers:

Yes, all eight of you! We thank you for caring (however remotely) about our lives. Or reading about our lives. Or just pretending like you care about reading about our lives. We appreciate your support -- silent as it may be at times (you know who you are "random" person that I'm not at all taking specifically to *Shifty eyes*). But we still feel those positive thoughts!

Anyway, we'd love for you to share us with everyone you know. Post us on Facebook, or do the Tweety thing about us! Run up to random people in the mall and hand them a piece of paper with, "domandgillian.blogspot.com/ -- Check it out!" scrawled messily, hardly legible on it.

If we're gonna be forced to do this stupid blog thing (Thanks again, Mr. Q), something might as well come of it.

I'm sure your goldfish would love to read about us too. You should go tell him. Now.













Now.










Dom

Is it sadistic of me to enjoy this? Yeees, prolly.

KID EATS HOTTEST CHILI PEPPER IN THE *WORLD!* 

Either those are really hot, he's a really big wimp, or he likes acting like a really big wimp. I'd love to hear your opinion. Which is it? 

Five celebrities and how they bug me

1. Oprah. Yeah. I get it. You're successful. Now stop rubbing it in people's faces and get a life. And really, you're magazine is called "O"? Could you be any less humble? And isn't that the name of your new channel, too? Wow...

2. David Letterman. You're not funny. Okay? Not. Funny.

3. John Mayer. You're creepy. Your songs are creepy. Your hair is creepy. Your voice is creepy. You need to take a shower. Go do that... Then wash your mouth out with a bar of soap and stop writing creepy songs. I don't want to hear about it.

4. Tom Felton. Dude. You play Draco Malfoy! One of the best bad guys of all time! Chill out and be more outgoing! And... maybe take a page from Draco's book. At least throw stuff at people to show them that you can be evil. You have it in you, I know you do. Now show it!

5. The local news anchor (who's name I'll leave out). You're old and I think you probably smell weird. What happened to just being on the commercials? I could change the channel then. I don't want to hear your voice while learning about the latest gadgets. You obviously have no clue what they are. Stop pretending. And when they bring in animals from the shelter, at least pretend like you care! You act as if these animals are diseased! You won't even touch them. All they want is love, and there you sit, cringing away from them. Seriously man, just retire.

Dom

Spooky Playlist Cannon!

I have decided to do a 'spooky' playlist cannon in honor of October. Not all of them are scary, but they are all odd, Octoberish songs. Enjoy. Mwhwahahahaha! *lights out, flashlight under chin!*

1. She's My Ride Home by Blue October
I've actually only listened to it once, but....the opening lyrics are especially creepy. O.o 

2. The Shankill Butchers by The Decemberists
The first time I heard this one, I absolutely was afraid to go to bed. Just listen to it once....or twice....consider the possibilities. O.o I was much younger when I heard it for the first time - it doesn't phase me much now. But it is still the most disturbing lullaby ever.

3. John Wayne Gacy Jr. by Sufjan Stevens
Here's the thing with this song....it's about a real person. And even though the melody itself is calming and nice to listen to, if you pay attention to the lyrics, you'll be creeped out for lots of reasons. I'm not sure when this guy lived, but he was a vicious serial killer. Have fun with that...

[And now, on to more funnish songs for October.]

4. Bones by The Killers
This isn't one of my favorite Killers songs. But it's called Bones, and the music vid was directed by Tim Burton. It had to come.

5. This is Halloween: Nightmare before Christmas Soundtrack
I'm really not a big fan of the movie, but would it be a spooky playlist cannon without a song from it? I mean, really? Especially since we're on a Tim Burton stretch? My favorite song is actually What's This? but that one'll probably be included in my Christmas Playlist Cannon, because it's more about Christmas than Halloween.

6. Friends on the Other Side: Princess and the Frog Soundtrack
I'm afraid all of you will think I'm a demented, dark person if I don't include this one. I'm really not. I don't even listen to creepy songs like that very often! I just thought it would be appropriate for this month....so no judging. This movie is awesome, by the way. I whistle/sing it to myself all the time.....

[On to the odd portion, which consists of one song:]

7. My Boy Builds Coffins by Florence and the Machine
I really do listen to this one often. I like it. It's very odd, but I like it.

[For you mushies:]

8. White Demon Love Song by The Killers
I actually really like this song, and even though it's actually from the New Moon Soundtrack, I gave you the Doctor Who version. ;)

[BONUS SONG THAT IS NOT AT ALL SPOOKY:]

9. The Beauty and the Tragedy by Trading Yesterday
This song makes me happy, even though it's sort of....sad. Probably because the first time I heard the song it was on a Primeval fan vid. Primeval is awesome, btw. It's like a kid's version of Fringe with dinosaurs and not nearly as good plot lines or effects. But it's worth it.

Lemonade Gill

PS: MITCHIE IS NOT EVIL!!!!!!!!!!

Larry the Lizard/...Vaaaaampire (?)

After seeing Gill's picture of her evil unicorn on the blog yesterday, I figured I'd post one of my lizard, Larry.

I found out today, that Larry the Lizard from the other side of the portal, does not appear in pictures. Not even digital. That's gotta be the best defense mechanism ever!

Dom

Mitchie

Mitchie the Unicorn sniffing at the camera. Look at her star!!!

I realized that I have never posted a photograph of Mitchie. Here she is! Isn't she adorable?! You cannot see her horn because it hadn't started coming in yet when I took this picture. But, unfortunately, you never will get to see it. It's safer for me to photoshop it out so that agents or whatever from the Other Side don't come after us for illegally owning a unicorn....

And this is Gill, signing out for the second time today. ;)

}:)

Dom: I'm telling Mom. }:)

On less impish notes, I saw someone that looked like Mulder the other day at Chick-Fil-A in the mall! A much younger Mulder. My thoughts?

Fox Mulder from the X-files

That's Mulder and Deep Throat. O.o At the South Plains Mall. And Mulder had clearly gone through a time machine to look younger or had major plastic surgery. WE SHOULD BE WORRIED!!!!!!!!! UFO'S WILL INEVITABLY FOLLOW!!!!! Or Tooms. O.o Personally, I think we should be more worried about.....both of them.

Watch your back, Gill.

Oh, yes. I have more up my sleeve. Tying all your shoe's laces together was just the tip of the iceberg. But it will all be drawn out. Happen when you're not expecting it. I'm tired of just standing there and taking it when you yell at me. It's payback time.

Oh, and to Megan, who commented on the waffle video: If you though that was weird... you'll really enjoy this. (The link is there, you just can't see it. Hover your cursor over "this" and you'll find it.)

Chris: I DID IT, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!!

Brother: Well I'm not gonna drink it!

Chris: I HATE YOU!!!

Dom

Gillian did a bad, bad thing...

I'm glad I peanut-buttered Dom's phone the other day.


It dead.


Also, in school, I am now reading Romeo and Juliet and Juliet.


What?

Evil minds of the far less disturbed

After the drama in the past week, I've managed to avoid going to school. Which is incredibly convenient for me. For Gill? Not so much. She's had to go to school today while I stay home bored. So what have I done? Found numerous ways to grate her nerves. I really can't wait to try them out. I'm so excited about this, I'm shaking.

I know, I know. I was just kidnapped, I should be traumatized, and grateful, and what-not. But that's not how I roll. (Yes, I did just say that. Problem?) I can't sit and talking feelings, which is probably why Mr. Q refuses to leave me alone. Mom says I show love by being sarcastic and getting people's nerves.

You be the judge.

As for the title of the post, it makes no sense. I can see that. But it's dope. Just revel in the dopeness. It would be a great band name, too...

Oh, and Gill... Have fun with your shoes in the morning.

;)

Dom

A horrible slap in the face

Just now (eight o'clock, Thursday nights, when Fringe always happens) I turned it to the great channel of Fox. (where many shows go to die.)

Football was on.

Me: What?! No! No! No, this is not okay!
Dad: *laughs*
Me: What's going on?! Oh. *realizes that there are no more episodes of Fringe until November.*

It was horribly disappointing. I had made myself a cheese wrap, chocolate milk, plate of chips, and gotten a protein bar from the pantry just to watch with Fringe. Also because I was hungry. Horrible!

Gill

Fantastically Idiotic

This is one of the all time stupidest videos I have ever seen. And I'm still having trouble containing my laughter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj00ii1BLV8

"You want two of them?!"

Artichoke

Stevay Nicks.

Yes, I am aware that her name is actually spelled Stevie. But I like to spell things the way I say them sometimes.

OH NO! I just realized that changing the way things sound is something that Andy from the Office does! I don't want to sound like Andy from the Office! This is really bad! AAAH! Well, I tried to find a video of Andy, but I couldn't find a good one. But I don't sound like that when I sing. I don't. Stop it! I don't!

Oh! So, Stevie Nicks. Stee-vee. See, I am pronouncing it right now. Edge of Seventeen! Listen here if you wanna be a quarter as awesome as Joan Cusack from School of Rock. Just a quarter. Don't ask for any more than that. Don't be greedy.

Lemonade, signing off!

PS I was trying to be light, since everything has been so heavy lately. There's that word again! Sorry. I like Doc from Back to the Future. 

Officially no longer a dream.

I went back and read the posts over the past few days and came to the startling (and obvious) conclusion that I wasn't dreaming.

I'm not sure where that leads me now.

And I've got freaked out parents I don't know how to deal with. I can't tell the about the portal. I can't tell them where I was. I can't tell them what happened.

I just don't know anymore.

Dom

Impending Doom.....Thanks, Brandon Flowers, for that excellently put phrase.

It's quiet here today. Neither Dom nor I went to school. Damien's still here, but he's not saying much. I keep hearing Mitchie knocking stuff over outside.

The lizard is staying curled up on my stomach, for some reason. Dom's asleep....

And downstairs, anxious mutterings. Something sizzling on the stove. Smoke alarm goes off occasionally because Mom keeps burning the cookies. And as normal as all of this is supposed to be...I can't help but feeling like it's just that moment of silence in the horror movie before something jumps out and kills you.

Oh, I am so optimistic.

Oh, and our best friend, the Portal-That-Constantly-Causes-Danger-and-Turmoil- To-Our-Lives, is back. Strong as ever. Tested it earlier, and I got through okay. Also, it keeps spitting candy out at me and hitting me in the head. Thanks, P.T.C.C.D.A.T.T.O.L. That almost looks like the word 'pterodactyl.' Maybe we'll just stick with that from now on.

Oh, and the song I was referencing is Losing Touch, by the Killers. You can listen to it if you click right....here.

Gill

Dreams and reality

I'm home. I never left home. It was just a dream, guys, c'mon.

Right? It was just a dream... Right? No, yeah it was! It had to be. It was so unrealistic! And... I don't know, maybe scary.

I fell asleep and woke up in a dark room, surrounded by grubby blankets. After several hours, a man came in and talked about the portal. I was really freaking out that he knew about it until he said something about killing me and then I was freaking out about that. He gave me a sandwich then left. I heard him leave the house a few minutes later and snuck out, got his computer. It wouldn't let me send an email, so I had to leave a blog post, warning Gill. The doorknob literally started jiggling just as I pressed the "publish post" button. Then I went back to the dark room. Stayed there for... I don't know how long. But it was a long time. There was a lot of sleeping. I had nothing to do except freak out or sleep. (The door was suddenly locked. I'm wondering if he'd wanted me to leave the post on the blog.)

After so long in the room and a few more sandwiches... there was a really loud commotion outside the door. Lots of punching, kicking, wall slamming, and cussing. And I heard the name, "Damien." This went on for at least thirty minutes with me hitting the door and yelling for Damien to come. Then he did. And wouldn't let me look around the room. Said it was gruesome, and I didn't need to see. I think he may have killed those guys...

We got in his car, and he told me I was on the other side of the portal. Been kidnapped by these guys who were trying to clean up the streets. (Ironic.) They reached in through his portal -- I'd been at his house when it happened -- and pulled out the nearest thing. That happened to be me. I'm just glad Gill wasn't there.

Anyway, Damien explained it all and it all went over my head. Then he told me to take a nap. I argued with him for a while, but eventually did what he said.

I woke up in my bed. With Damien right beside me. His eyes hard. Told me it was just a dream. Freaking out over a dream. And I was believing him until I left my room for breakfast. (Not to forget the fact, wondering why in the world Damien was in my room.) Mom was crying in the kitchen, hugging on Dad and Gill. When I asked what was going on, everyone attacked me with hugs and shouts. Asking where I was. They didn't believe I never left.

So does that mean all that actually happened?

I'm just so confused.

Dom

Nothing Important

I haven't got anything really important to say. Except that I'm really worried about Dom. Damien too.

It was a really nice sky tonight. All pink and purple and blue, and stuff. Very eighties fantasy movie-ish. It felt wrong though. I guess Dom wasn't there to ridicule my dreamy expression.

Infiltration

It is happening in less than ten minutes. Dom will be home by morning. Stop trying to find us Gill. You won't.

--Zion

Update

The “infamous” Damien Zion updating. I know where Dom is. He is in danger, but that can be overcome. I will get him out. He has been taken by what you would consider “the Portal Mob.” They think highly of themselves. Ridding their world of people from our side. They consider us to be the scum of the earth. They believe the portals – the holes – on our side were mere accidents. And they aim to get rid of us one – by – one.

Many times they have succeeded. Many times they have failed. They will fail this time; I will not let them kill Dom. He has done nothing wrong. Neither has Gill. (I can not say the same for myself, but as far as I know, this is not about me.)

I needed to tell you, Gill, not to worry. I have got this. If you trust anyone, trust me. You know you can. I will get Dom safe. And take care of business on this side, so you will not have to worry about this happening again.

– Zion

On the Road

I tried listening to my iPod for like, fifteen minutes to take my mind off stuff, but I finally yanked it out and broke it by accident.

Dom's still missing. Portal in our closet won't let me in. Can't find Damien.

Where am I?

Hey, everyone. This is Samual Johnson. I'm a friends of Gill's, spending the night for the heck of it. Gill just ran out with a backpack and her keys, and left me here... Alone....  *sigh* So, I might as well tell you a little bit about myself. My name is Samual Johnson, and I'm a seventeen year old girl. We go to school together. As she left, she had told me to post on her blog, because her brother and some buddy that she won't tell me about are missing. So, I hacked her blog, and doing as she commanded. Hope she's okay....

-Samual Johnson

they got me

i went over to damiens last night. hes not missing explain later. but they got me. from the other side of the portal. they jumped through damiens and got me. again explain when i get back. if i get back. don't come after me, gill. it's not safe. and im scared for my life. i can't let you die too. im in a rush. if they find out ive done this i am dead. dont worry about me. damiens coming. he always does. dom

A Note to Mr. Porkchop

Now I want ribs. Thanks a lot.

To Maximus Aurelius Porkchop:

Sorry dude, just gotta say: the portal is in my closet. Therefore... technically my portal. Not Gill's. If you're gonna leave a comment about "poopy diapers" and forgetfulness, at least get your facts right.

You sound like you have a name from the other side, and you're one of the 2% that can see portals.... Do you live over there, or are you from our side? Maybe you are related to us... In which case, you shouldn't be calling Gill a gorgeous babe.

On another note, Hot Topic won't hire me either....

Dom

Promises, Promises

I know we're awfully cryptic about *exactly* what goes on in the portal, on the other side. What comes out.

Who Damien Zion is.

But one day, soon, we will get more detailed. We're sort of waiting on...something.

On less serious notes, I laughed very hard today when I found out that Dom was fired.

I really should have seen this coming.

I was fired today.

You sweep hair backward not kinda backward! Duh!

Remember this. It'll come in handy later in life.

*Eyeroll*

Dom

Wow. I'm a little bit worried about this.

This morning when I left the house to go to the store, I started to go out, then went back to get a jacket. I got all the way to the store, then realized I had left the list at home when I went back into my room for my jacket. So I went back home, got the list, got all the way to the store, was walking in...checked my bag and my wallet wasn't there. Last night I moved it to my other bag. So I went all the way back to get my wallet, all the way back to the store. Big whoop.

Later, I took Dom's lizard to the vet's office, and Dr. Paul gave me some medicine for him (he cut himself on some sort of broken ridge on the bottom of the fridge. Nothing to worry about) and so I took him out to the car, got in, didn't see the medicine. I just assumed it was in my purse or on the other side of the seat. So I went home, got the lizard (Dom won't tell me his name, which is why he is grandly referred to as 'The Lizard') settled back into Dom's pillow (I did it for the lizard. Not Dom) and then went to look for the medicine in the car. It was not there. 

I drove back to the vet's parking lot - not there. Started home, and decided that I should really call them to find out if they had seen it. I passed a turn off back just as she told me that she had it on the desk; therefore, I had to go halfway home in order to get to the next turn-off. I got the medicine. I went home.

Is anyone else worried about the number of things going on in my head so that I cannot remember all of this simple, easy little stuff? GAAAH!

Lemonade Gill

PS I cannot give details about the portal trip yet. Only...well, not only. A lot. It's a big deal. It's not an only. I'm really scared. Something bad's going on. And, wouldn't you just know it? We're in the eye of the storm.

Who'd've thunk?

So after several months of being dogged by Mom, Dad, and Mr. Q. I finally got a job.

I get to sweep the hair up in a barber shop. It's thrilling, really; I get yelled at if I don't do it right away.

I'm so looking forward to a long, lasting career here.

No really. I am. No sarcasm at all.

I swear.

Dom

Sometimes.

Sometimes, I hate having a portal in our bedroom.

Sometimes, I hate going to the other side.

Sometimes, I hate coming home.

Sometimes, I want things to be different.

Sometimes, I make lists like this because I'm too depressed to put any effort into anything else.

Sometimes I start sentences with the same word over and over.

And then I break the pattern at the end, just cause I can.

(I'm back home now, in case you didn't figure it out.)

While on the other side

I think Gill should learn the art of kung fu... JD style!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9YR2BY2DnM

Dom

Potentially Problematic Things

1. My double on this side.

(1a. Her hair is purple! What is that about?! Why would anyone do that to themselves? I mean, she looks thumpin' dope, but still!)

2. Apparently, it is illegal for a non-sider (me) to have a unicorn. Oh, I am very passionate about this. You just can't tell because I'm backspacing the angry, Shakespearean things that I keep typing. But Mitchie will be coming back with me - make no mistake.

3. Damien Zion is still missing. For some reason, I feel that it is my job to find him.

4. Dom....your face.

That's all.

I never thought I'd get to say this but...

My sister is a thumping idiot.

That's all I can say right now about her stupidity... and her trip into the portal.

Dom

The Facts of Life. Accept them or don't.

Today is the tenth day of the tenth month of 2010. This only happens once every thousand years. The 10-10-10 thing...because 2010 never happens again. O.o

Damien Zion is missing.

The portals have been spitting like crazy. What does this mean?

Well, I didn't have Damien to ask, so...I did something really stupid. I went into the portal, alone, while Dom and Mom and Dad were all out. I stayed at home to finish homework, and then received a note from the portal saying this:

Crazy things are happening on my side, Gillian. Come on over. It'll be fun.

So...yeah, I, even though I took into account that it could be a crazy psychopath writing me this note, luring me over to the other side for bad reasons (like to kill me or something) I still went. Mitchie went with me. (Yeah...she comes into the house when no one else is around.)

Why did I do this, you may ask?

I analyzed the note. Damien Zion taught me how.
Note's in my handwriting. And it wasn't forged.

Wanna guess what else?

I'm still over here. On the other side. Yeah, right now. And I'm typing in Klingon, but I think it should translate into English once it gets published.

Gillian

Fine!

I acknowledge the fact that Damien is missing. But I don't get what Gill expects me to do about it! I wasn't the one who made him go missing, was I? No. And Damien is just the type of person to go away without telling anyone.

I would know. Don't ask.

Don't worry about him, Gill. Not for another week or two. If he's still gone then... then you can worry.

Dom

Problem:

1. Damien is missing.

WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY AFTER THAT?! NOTHING! He's missing! And what does Dom say? Whatevs! That's what he says! And he didn't even spell the blog title right! Wayttago, Einstein!

The pioint of Goldfish...

Is unknown. But who cares? They're freakin' awesome!

And the first ingredient in every bag is "smiles."

What!

Oh, and Damien's gone missing. Whatev.

Dom.

The Cool Things that Happen in Barnes and Noble of Lubbock, TX.

It is a very strange thing when a woman whom is looking at 2012 books comes up to your exclusive table in Barnes and Noble, puts the books down, pulls up a chair, begins to sit down and then asks you if it's okay. I, of course, said it was, because I have trouble being impolite to strangers, unless they're males hitting on me. Then it comes natural.

Deep Throat talking to Fox Mulder from the X-files.

It is even stranger when a man whom is looking at books of war comes up to your exclusive table in Barnes and Noble and sits down without looking at you at all. 

On the other hand, it is simply dope when you see someone walking around that looks like Deep Throat, from the X-files.

The sniffles!

I'm feeling better today! But I'm still leaking a constant stream of snot.

Thanks for the poisoned Kleenexes, Gill. I appreciated them.

(I never touched them.)

And tomorrow's Saturday!

Dom

Today I...

1. Am feeling a lack of originality, in case you can't tell.

2. Had a sugar high. Fun, till it wears off.

3. Became even more obsessed with X-files.

4. Tardis ride. Oh! I wasn't supposed to talk about that... *blushes*

Today I:

1. Coughed up my other lung.

2. Went through 1 1/2 boxes of tissues.

3. Drank a giant carton of orange juice.

4. Convinced myself Damien was watching me, through my window. (He wasn't.) He was in the kitchen eating my cookies. Stupid Damien.

5. Got a little bit of sympathy from Gill.

6. Played endless video games.

7. Sneezed up a clump of snot that looked oddly like Gill's unicorn.

8. Didn't get out of bed for anything (except using the restroom).

9. Threw up.

10. Slept for fifteen hours straight. I feel so accomplished.

I've had a busy day.

I think I'll go back to bed... where I may die.

Dom

Dom...

Is sick today and doesn't want to get out of bed, or out from under his covers. And his head is full of snot and evil ideas.

Dom

Jim is awesome. That is all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZoc8iELUYg&feature=related

If I ever meet someone like Dwight, this is what I'm going to do.

Halloween is eminent!

And I'm still not sure what I'm going to dress as.

I was thinking either the Doctor, or just going around in my normal clothes. Being myself. That's scary, right?

And nice going on the embedding, Gill. Gold star, really.

Dom

Attempting to do this grand thing called Embedding (if I can't get it to work, then I'm probably not going to try to fix it.)

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A bit of Dialogue from Dopest of Dope Musicians.

From the Live Concert at Philharmonic Hall in 1964.


*Playing guitar in a completely dope awesome way as only Bob Dylan can whilst playing harmonica at the same time* 

 "D-Don't let that scare ya!" *Continues to pick at guitar* "It's just Halloween!" *Laughs.* "I have my Bob Dylan mask on!" *Laughs again  - audience laughs with a very loud round of applause.*
"I am masquerading!" *Laughs harder, audience laughs with him.* 

Is Bob Dylan dope or what?! 

And can I get a Doctor Who - What! 

Ah, Thank you. Thank you very much.

Gill

My playlist cannon -- What now, Gill?! :-P

I've had a tough day today, these songs have helped me through it.

1. Stayin' Alive -- Bee Gees
Like Lord Farquad! Find it here.

2. Rockstar -- Nickelback
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars...
This song is really stupid, but funny.

3. One Week -- Barenaked Ladies
You think you're looking at Aquaman! Right here.

4. 7 8 9 -- Barenaked Ladies
Vampires will have to come up with some other method, because without their K-9s... how will the suck?! Best. Song. Ever.

5. Don't Take Your Guns To Town -- Johnny Cash
Bill sounds like a really stupid person.

6. In the End -- Linkin Park
Doctor Who style! (I haven't gotten far in the series yet, and there's a lot of clips I don't understand... Gill's gonna kill me for ruining it for myself.)

7. Me Against the World -- Simple Plan
I tried to get the one with Peter and Sylar (Sylar FTW!), but the sounds wasn't working... So this one'll have to work. At least it's still Heroes.

8. Joy Ride -- The Killers
I couldn't find a good version with dope clips from an awesome show. But this one is good enough.

9. The Good Life -- Three Days Grace
Official music video. Can you say, "WHAT!"?

10. Ride the Lightning -- Metallica
This one is pretty morbid. So, if you ignore the lyrics and just listen to the music, you'll understand. Especially from about 2:40-4:30ish.

1,2,3,4,5,6,9 & 10

1. Damien Zion took me into the portal at the fair on Friday.

2. Whether or not we actually did do this...well, it's up to you to choose whether or not to believe it.

3. You also have to choose to believe or disbelieve the fact that I nearly died.

4. Your choice.

5. I think aliens are real, and it has nothing to do with the parallel universe.

6. I'm excited about Scooby Doo and the Curse of the Lake Monster.

9. 7 & 8 were crucial facts about the portal trip, but since I'm quoting Feist you don't get to hear them. You may now stand in awe at my cleverness.

10. Dom.....I have nothing nice to say. So I'll stop there. OH! Wait, yes I do. Thanks for that last piece of cake in the fridge. Loved it. ;)

Don't forget....

You owe me five bucks, Gill.

And yes, I did have to do this over the blog because I don't want to leave my room right now, and my cell phone is dead.

Dom

Musings....

I was hanging out with a friend of mine today, and she was going on and on about Edward from Twilight. And she got me wondering. If I were to stop showering, going out in the sun, and put on body glitter.... Would I have rabid fangirls, too?

I don't think I want to find out.

Dom

Darnit, Gill!

I was gonna do a playlist cannon today. Stupid sisters.

So I'll just rant about Band extravaganza last night.

It was freakin' awesome. At least our school was. Completely original, great sound, great formation, even the flag people did kind of okay.

The smallest high school in town did good considering their small size, so no bad words for them.

However, the one that all the preps go to (they know who they are)... well their performance was great, until they took our school's best thing. Running around the field like idiots, then forming the school's letters. Stupid preppy school.

And the other big high school... Their uniforms weren't even their school colors. And they were going for flash. This stuff isn't for flash, it's for the band. You don't dress all 50 (I'm exaggerating) people in your Color Guard in light blue, when everyone else is in black. This isn't for them. You don't have your twirlers act out a violent love scene between the band members with their fake swords. And then kill each other. This isn't for them either, and this was a family show! This is about the music, and the marching. And that's it. Not the stupid flash. I feel very strongly about this.

Oh, and of all the people to look like, Elvis is the best. So I take that as a compliment.

Dom

Playlist Cannon!

First of all, deepest apologies about the post last night. I was really tired but also on a sugar high, and I realized that I hadn't posted yet, and had to do a short one. (We're required to blog every day, or else we pay each other five bucks. Mom thought it was a good idea.)

So. PLAYLIST CANNON!

1. Don't Cry Daddy by Elvis Presley
Man, is this song ever sad. But it's Elvis. It's pretty. And kind of an obscure Elvis song, I think. I listen to Elvis radio on our telly sometimes. *points and laughs* Dom actually looks a lot like Elvis, except not nearly as cool. Anywho, listen here.

2. Jacksonville by Brandon Flowers
One of his new ones! I still don't have his album, but I really like this song. For some reason I'm reminded of a desert in the middle of the night, maybe on a different planet....sorry, it's Star Trek and car commercials and my imagination all twisted into one. Anywho. You'll probably get a completely different idea when you hear it.

3. 1,2,3,4 by Feist
This song makes me happy. It is happy. It's fun! Here, have the Psych version - enjoy!

4. Blue Bayou by Roy Orbison
It was on  Fringe episode, and I found it. He's got such a pretty croon! It's kinda sad, though....

5. Crash and Burn by Lifehouse
I woke up with this song in my head for some reason. So, that's why it's here. And here.

6. Crash and Burn by Savage Garden
Because it is dope, and when I start listening to it, I rarely stop. Get addicted, here.

7. Baby Let Me Follow You Down by Bob Dylan
It's soft and sweet and one of the best Dylan songs ever. I prefer the version from his first album. I couldn't find a good link for it, so you're on your own.

8. Song for the Dead by Sea Wolf
I'm pretty much sold if a tiger is mentioned. Listen and love it.

9. Any Other World by MIKA
I found this while I was obsessing over Dustfinger the other night. And thanks to Love Today and Grace Kelly, I like MIKA. Here you go!