You're Welcome, Dom.

I'm really glad that I am appreciated. :)

So, yeah. About to leave.....hopefully we'll be back in time for Christmas. Bon Voyage to us again, all that. Since none of you readers will tell us. *glares at non-existent readers*

Thanks, Gill

For supporting our blog. It's appreciated.

Plans are underway, though I really have no clue what they are since this is Gill's thing and I'm just doing what she suggests. Let's hope that's enough. We may drop off the face of the interwebby world for a few days, but don't worry about us! We're just trying to save some guy that I've never met!

Dom

*Salutes*

Good luck, us.

Well...

To those of you who don't read us: We're leaving tomorrow. Wish us luck. Or don't, since you're not there.

Dom

I agree...

I also find it weird that none of our enemies read this blog. Do you think they even know it exists?

I like how we still post even though nobody reads it......you don't think that makes us desperate, do you? Nah. Considering we don't even want to be doing it. It's just some sort of project to make us get along, right?

Odd

Am I the only one who finds it odd that our parents are freaking worried about us (since we've both disappeared in the last two months -- since starting this blog, ironically), but they don't bother to read us?

Hm. Maybe that's just me.

Dom

What he said, but with viruses instead.

I have an evil computer virus. Computer  viruses should die.

No set date yet

I'm not sure when we're going to leave. But soon. We'll try to keep you updated -- you followers that don't actually follow -- but no promises.

Until then, Dom

(I have a pounding headache. Headaches should die.)

I can't even tell you how glad I am that you are not dying your hair green.

And I would really like to be home for Christmas, so I imagine that we will leave before that. Still nothing from our Tony.

Also, I hate computer viruses.

I'm not really sure how to put this, but:

Yes, I have changed my mind about dying my hair green. I know. Such a let down. But I figured, if we're going to the other side, and we run into Alternate Dom... it could get complicated.

I'm not sure when we're leaving. But it will be soon. I'm trying to figure out a way to do this without drawing suspicion. Can't. That's probably bad...

Dom

5 ways to effectively distract myself from the portal:

1. Watch anime shows that probably shouldn't make as much sense as they do. Anime is such a weird genre. Why do I like it? Probably because it's weird....

2. Redoing the lights on the Christmas Tree

3. Try to get a halter on Mitchie. She's obstinate, and this takes up all of my energy.

4. Steal all of Dom's left socks and blame it on trolls.

5. Balance my entire body on my shoulders while lying on the floor. This takes a ton of concentration, as I'm not very athletic or limber and I never do anything physical voluntarily. It also hurts my stomach muscles in a satisfying, I-just-did-something-cool-and-exercisey kind of way. This one doesn't work for very long though because when I fall over I don't feel like doing it again for a few weeks.

It's Official

We're going back into the portal. We have reasons. Ask Gill.

Dom

THE stick

It may or may not be blue.

Why didn't you just ask me this morning while we were eating breakfast and I was belting out a lovely rendition of Deck the Halls while you were trying your hardest to ignore me by slamming your head against the wall?

Domino <-- I want people to start calling me that!

Re: RE:

Dom, I really was serious when I asked what color the stick was.


So.

What color is the stick?

Re: Green

1. Dom, I can't even tell you how weird it would be for me to see you with green highlights.

2. I would think of the other Dom every time!

3. How am I going to tell you two apart if you do that?!

4. Whoopee, a stick. *rolls eyes* ...............What color is it?

5. Fans of The Ready Set! Get excited about this new holiday single that I am now addicted to!

6. I still can't tell you how weird it would be for me to see you with green highlights. It would be like me dying my hair purple....and I just got it to wash out from being stuck on the other side!

7. I haven't heard from Anthony/Damien in like, three weeks.

............... I am a little bit worried about this. Yeah, just a bit.

Green

I've been thinking about getting green highlights. After Gill mentioned the "me" on the other side had them, I can't stop thinking about how awesome that would be. Maybe I will...

On another note: the portal finally became active again today. It spit out a stick. I'm not sure what that means, if anything. I'm a little worried about telling Gill, but I know she'll find out some time or another. And it's just easier to break it to her over the blog. So here you go, Gill.

Dom

I'm not sure what to think about Dom's new favorite song....

In other news, I think Aidan Quinn is an extremely weird celebrity. I'm not sure why. I think it's the big, big blue eyes, strange facial arrangement, and deep voice all combined. And also he gets mad at Johnny Depp in Benny and Joon, and I also dislike him as the romantic interest for Sandra Bullock in Practical Magic.

It was just weird (but also kinda cool just because I knew who he was) when he made a guest appearance in White Collar, which is not as awesome as Psych by the way, but still okay. I never watched the Season Two finale......Wonder if I should? Hmm.

OH! Speaking of Johnny to the Depp, is anyone else excited about Pirates of the Caribbean Four?! Because I am!
Whatever. I don't care about you haters out there - the movies are shiny! And Johnny Depp is in them! What's not to like?! Stop being so critical! Go Watch Captain Jack Sparrow talk to you!

And have fun watching, because I do. Every time.

Lemonade Gill

PS And in case you're wondering, no, I"m not back to normal. Normal for me. I've never been normal, normal, like regular people normal...nobody is regular people normal. I'm giving myself a headache so I'm going to stop. Goodbye.

New Favorite Song

I've known this one for a while, but had it stuck in my head all day yesterday. I've decided it's my new favorite song. Should I be worried?

(The words "this one" have the link to it.)

Dom

Psych

I finally got around to watching this week's Psych. That episode was so... odd!

And the theme song was creepy! At least Father Westley agrees with me about that stupid village movie...

I'm tempted to watch "Twin Peaks" now.

Dom

I'm gonna start singing it like this now.....

The New Age Version....

First of all...

1. It is spelled k-i-n-d-a, Dom, not knida. The 'i' goes after the 'n.'

Savvy?

2. I also hate this blog right now, but now Mom is being really....insistent about it so we have to post.

3. I am Mel-On-Cholly.

4. I want to go back to the other side.

I knida...

1. Need to go to the restroom

2. Need to finish my homework

3. Want to bop Gill over the head

4. Need to clean my room (but that's never going to happen)

5. Hate this blog right now, because it's making me realize how boring my life really is. Even if we do have a portal...

Dom

Disappear

Well, if we're making wishes: I wish we never found the portal in the first place. Gill and I never got along before, but it's gotten worse ever since. I wish it would just... disappear.

I also wish Justin Beiber would disappear. S/he is just so... frightening...

Dom

Brrr!

It is so stinking cold in the mornings now! Even with a quilt doubled over on my feet, the sheets are still cool, and even with my fuzzy blanket with the big bear on it, yawning, my arms are still cold!

And now my throat is dry. :P

I wish.....am I allowed to wish on the blog? Let's pretend I am. I wish something *good* would happen with the portal, instead of always bad things now. The lull is driving me crazy at this point. But I don't want anything bad to happen....

I also wish that Emma Watson hadn't cut her hair, but hey. We can't have everything we wish for.

1, 2, 3....

1. Like our wonky template? Comment if you do. Or don't. Or just let us know that you're reading, in some way.....

2. And that our posts from the heart (*snort*) have not been in vain and all for nothing.

3. Please. And then tell your friends. All of them.

4. Because I'm not going to be predictable. Ha! Fooled ya!

5. Farleys' Rusks. Want? I think so. Ever tried them? No. Know I would like them? Heck yes. Weird because of this? Probably. Tired, because I keep asking questions this way? Darn right.

Good night.

My life's goal:

To find a pen that doesn't freaking rub off every time I write on my hand!

I put very important notes there! Is it too much to ask?

I really don't think so.

Dom

:P

I'm fine! I'm just worried about what's going on on the other side, OK Dom? Sheesh....

In less dramatic notes ( *rolls eyes* ) I got the tree up today. Yeah, all by myself. Dom was sitting on the couch watching a horror movie while I did it. Thanks for all your love and support and concern, and all that. You show it so well.

I also slept way too late. Again. :P

Stupid sister

Gill is really starting to freak me out. She spends a lot of time in my room, just staring at the portal. And when she's not doing that, she's talking about it. Or just dazing out. I'm afraid something might have happened to her in there. And she's not telling me what.

I'm worried, okay? Yes. I worry about Gill sometimes. Get over it.

Hopefully, I can get to the bottom of this before she does something really stupid.

Dom

Can't think of anything clever to put as a status...

I called this post a status. I am so very tired. :P

1. Frustration. Need to sleep it off.

2. Watching You've Got Mail, again....failsafe movie. ;)

3. Obsessed with staring at the portal. O.O waiting for something come out. Nothing ever does, anymore.

Breakfast of Champions

Waffles!

Dom

I'm not sure what exactly, but...you can't do it!

MegaMind. The Thumping Awesomest Movie Ever. Yeah. I'm obsessed a little bit.

Boring

Going back and reading my old blog posts, I've found that I'm a very boring person. I do nothing exciting. Or I just don't blog about it.

Sorry.

I'll try to be better.

Dom

Mega Awesome

1. Harry Potter obviously eclipsed our birthday. ;) Happy Birthday, Dom. Present under your bed. Shoved it under there and forgot about it....

2. Went to see Megamind today. I want his outfit. And I also would like to have an abnormally large blue head.

3. Just me. I'm so weird.

There is something seriously wrong with us...

Through all the excitement of the last few... weeks, I guess? Anyway, through all the excitement of the last few weeks, we forgot to mention our birthday! We are officially sixteen now! As of November 21 at 4:44pm.

Thought I should share...

Presents are awesome. ;)

Dom

I'm thankful for....

1. The Lull. Nothing's happening, and I wish it would stay that way...

2. My Family. Love you guys. At least today. ;)

3. The portal. Don't ask me why. I just am. I don't think I could explain why if I tried....

4. Tom Hanks' voice

5. Waffles

6. Socks.

Haha!

Gill got next to no sleep last night, and I got about nine hours. It was awesome.

Anyway, I just thought I'd pop on and let you guys know that I refuse to post tomorrow because it's a holiday, and I don't do stuff I'm supposed to on holidays. And Gill can get mad at me for that, and tell me I owe her $5, but she's not going to get it, because she already owes me about $20. And I've been nice about it. So... No post from me tomorrow. But it's not because I've been kidnapped by soon stupid portal guy. Probably.

Yeah... I'm a little worried about this now.


On the upside: My wrist feels better today... I can actually put some weight on it!

Dom

(And Gill has that stupid song "Love Like Woe" stuck in my head now... :P)

*Yawn*

Oh, I'm tired! I got about four and a half hours last night. Bad idea for me.

I've been shopping all day, and that always makes me tired, whether I've got four and a half or eight and a half.

And Anna won't shut up about finishing her story....yeah, remember Anna? :P

Anna. Really. Stop. Talking. About it!

Thanksgiving is only a few days away......

Meh. I'm not as excited as I should be.

It's also really hard not to dive into the portal. You know, just to see what happens.

On less morbid notes, Mitchie is getting *really* big. When she holds her head up, her ears come to my shoulder. O.o

Today is also Doctor Who Day! Guess I know what I"m doing tonight. ;) (Watching Doctor Who! Duh! And possibly Edward Scissorhands....)

So, since I am now addicted to this song and it is a Doctor Who fan vid, I have posted it. Click Here for Doctory Dopeness.

Thanksgiving foods and whatnot

Thanksgiving is coming up in two days, and I have to admit, I couldn't be more excited.

For all the food, of course. (Maybe the family a little bit. I think Tony's coming... but you never know with him. He kinda skipped out on Christmas last year...)

Anyway! I've compiled a list of all the necessary Thanksgiving day foods:

Turkey (obviously)

Ham

Cream Corn

Mashed Potatoes (with cheese, and chives, and some of the skin still on... and sour cream... I'm really not sure what else is put in them. I don't help with the food.)

Gravy

The classic Green Bean casserole

Buttered rolls (I'm drooling just thinking about them.)

I like some Mac 'n' Cheese...

...

I'm blanking, thinking about all this food. And now I'm really hungry...

Oh! And I hurt my wrist today. It's almost agonizing whenever I put weight on it. Typing is a bit of a pain too, but I'm managing.

Artichoke

*sighs*

Is it weird that....in some ways, I miss the other side?

Yeah. It is. *Smacks self in forehead*

Love Gill. :P

Calm *after* the storm? Let's hope so...

It's calmed down a lot over here since Gill came back. I'm crossing my fingers though, because the last time it started to calm down, it all just got worse.

I know that we can't escape the stuff in the portal forever... But maybe a few months? Yeah? What do you say, portal? Think you can give us a few calm months? That would be totally dope...

Dom

:D

Happy Thoughts Cannon!

If I were in Neverland, these would be among my Happy Thoughts:

1. Waffles.

2. Doctor Eleven

3. Cologne

4. Big, fuzzy blankets.

5. My pillow.

6. *cough* Dom....maybe. When he's being nice and when he's not around.

7. Somebody I'm not at Liberty to mention here on the blog.

8. Mitchie.

9. Butter. Lots of it.

Doctor Who -- Season 5

I finally got to start watching it today. I'm less than thirty minutes into the first episode and I'm already enthralled.

Though... I think I liked the old opening credits better...

Dom

Best Food in the World

1. Fried chicken

2. Chips and guacamole

3. Chips and french onion dip

4. Chicken and rice

5. Pop corn

6. Baked potatoes

7. Burger and fries

8. Skittles

9. Turkey

10. Sausage balls

Dom (I'm hungry, can't you tell?)

We-ell

I guess, back to our mundane lives now, huh? And catching up on school. :P For once, not excited about that. And still so tired...I can't seem to get over being tired. :P

Anywho, WE'RE GETTING SO CLOSE TO DOCTOR WHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Christmas special, I mean. :) )

HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!

I agree very much with Gill. Anna basically covers it all really well.

I'm almost glad I was up until 5 night before last (or... morning, depending on how you look at it), because I was dead to the world the second my head hit the pillow. And I actually slept last night! Kinda... a little. But it was more than 4ish hours, at least!

I was still excited when I woke up. And I still am, because I'm seeing it again tonight.

What?!

Dom out

Parry Hotter

I mean Harry Potter. I'm sorry. I'm so very tired from staying up till four last night, something I never do, and it's *so* bad for you.......

But I think my friend Anna explains it very well.  You should go check out her blog post about it. She too is exhausted, I think.

Explanations and What Not

Okay, so. I guess everybody (or whoever - Dom) would like a carefully mapped out explanation of why I disappeared and my Alternate stepped in for me.

Well, there is a problem that Dom and I were unaware of before - our Alternates (at least Dom's and Anthony's) frequently switch worlds, and Anthony Alternate is evil. Ish. He's got a different agenda than our Anthony, anyway.

So, Dom's Alternate showed up and told me that I had to come quick, he was in trouble, it had to do with the portal, he needed me to come, so I told him I would as soon as I finished this blog post. Then fake Tony showed up (alternate Tony, I'm sorry) and tried to drag me off. I realized when I noticed the weird glow around them and the green highlights in Dom's hair that they weren't my brothers, so I tried to get a message to my Dom really quick.

The put me in a van for a few hours and drove. I figured out when the colors changed that we had switched worlds. Dom Alternate crawled back and talked to me, tried to explain what was going on and why. I got the idea that he and Tony Alternate don't get along any better than Real Dom and Real Tony. Actually - Dom Alternate seemed kind of afraid of Tony Alternate.

They stopped at a MacRonald's (MacDonald's Alternate), dragged me out of the van, and threw me in front of my Tony, and Tony Alternate said that they would keep me there in the parallel universe and kick Tony out of it forever if he didn't stop messing around in there business on the other side. (here.) 

Then Dom Alternate dragged me inside MacRonalds and told me to be quiet. He bought me a Big Mac (surprisingly, it's a lot better over there.) I tried to get him to explain what our Tonys were talking about but he didn't feel much like elaborating, so I tried guilting him, and it worked a little better than it does guilting my Dom.

Anywho, my Tony indicated with his wave through the window that he couldn't get me back yet, but he would. Later.

I was not happy with later.

But since I couldn't guilt Dom Alternate as efficiently as I would like, I didn't have much choice but to wait. I tried guilting Tony Alternate too - that didn't work *at all.*

My Tony didn't get me back until the next day, and he still won't explain to me why he had to wait, and what their business on the other side (this side) is, or why Dom Alternate is scared of Tony Alternate. Or why Tony is scared of Tony Alternate.

Anyway, Tony said we couldn't go back yet, because we had to make sure that Tony and Dom Alternate kept their promise. We had to be out of the way while they did something or other that they probably aren't supposed to be doing on the other side.

I managed to get in touch with Gill Alternate and tell her to go fill in for me, and to not tell Dom, or he might start sniffing around and figure out that the Alternates were doing stuff they weren't supposed to. She agreed and reluctantly washed the purple out of her hair. She was put out with me for that.

Anyway - oh, also, Dom Alternate is supposed to be missing. Apparently he did go missing for a while - he mentioned something about this, Tony Alternate took him away, kidnapped him, or something. But nobody else except for Tony Alternate knows where he is. Gill Alternate is completely clueless in all of this, and has no idea what's going on with Tony Alternate. And she doesn't read this blog unless she's pretending to be me, so....

And Tony  - my Tony - said I shouldn't stir things up. At least for now.

I told him I had to be back by tonight (FOR HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!!!!!) and he said we could do that. So, he got me back a few days ago, and now Dom and I are about to go.

I'm still tired. I'm so confused - I don't know why Tony Alternate has Dom scared into doing whatever he says. Or if that was all just an act to fool me. I don't know. And I'm ready to forget about it. I mean, it was Tony, but...not my Tony. And I wonder why Tony Alternate keeps harassing Dom. Maybe he needs two Doms to do his dirty work. Again, I don't know. And I can't get the purple out of my hair.....

Oh, and. :D Missed you too, Dom. I'm sorry I'm no fun to live with, sometimes, but it's good to be back. It's really weird to be able to guilt you. And it's really weird for you to have green highlights.

Exhausted, Confused, Excited (about HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!)

Lemonade Gill. (Not Alternate.)

WHAT?!

I'm going to see Harry Potter tonight. I feel awesome.

Watch me fall asleep halfway through... Good thing I'm going again tomorrow! ;)

Dom

Relief

Gill is back. And I know that's obvious from her last post, but it sounds so nice to say it. Or... type it. And I had to confirm it for you guys. I know Gill, and this is Gill.

I made her tell me everything last night, but I'm gonna let her tell the story on here herself. I don't know what else to say except, for once, I was actually thrilled to see my sister.

Don't tell anyone.

Artichoke

I'm back

Well...I'm back. My Alternate will not be posting for me anymore, and for the record, I pretty much disagree with everything she said in her last post. Nice subtle codes. O.o

I would say more, be more sociable, be more like myself and do an epistle instead of a short, lame blog post like this, but I'm so exhausted....so explanations will have to wait until tomorrow. :-/ Sorry!

Real Gillian.

Gillian!

Still no sign of the real Gill. As far as I know, she hasn't gotten Portal Gill's "subtle" messages. Hopefully she's safe and on her way.

I know this is a lot to drop on you guys... But this is life for us. So -- just imagine how I'm feeling right now. Then multiply that by about a million. And there you've got it. (Maybe add a bit more, my math might be off.)

Dom

Not Gill

In case it's not just totally obvious, the person posting for Gill is not Gill. She's Gill's portal double. (That's right, Gill, I know. Get your butt back home.)

Either that, or I'm just going insane. But I'm pretty sure I'm not.

Dom

Pointless.

What's the point of this blog, really?

Does anyone actually think it's going to make me and Dom be friends and work together better? Pfft. No, it's not. It was a stupid idea. Sorry, Mom, Dad, but - ?! How is this supposed to make me and Dom better siblings? Fact is, we can't stand each other and that's how it is going to stay. 

I mean, if anything, the blog only makes us more antagonistic towards each other. Especially when we have to pay the other one five bucks. It would be so much easier if I were an only child....

Other things that I find pointless is English. Why do we have to write papers on stuff we don't care about? How is that going to make us better writers, huh? 

Because we have to do the blog or pay money, I decided to do a pointless post, in case you can't tell. This post has absolutely no point. Yeah, it does, but those of you who are not smart enough to highlight don't need to know that. At all. Maybe I should stop, but I'm kinda having fun with this. Probably I will stop in a few paragraphs. You are all free to post comments about it's weird that I don't like English, and about how badly written this post is. Whatever you like. :P Totally, one hundred percent, completely pointless post. (I'm still talking so I can get the right letters for this code for Gill.... :P!!!!!) 

I'll try talking about what I did today, how about that? Because it's completely pointless, like this blog, so. I went and suffered through school. I decided to dye my hair purple (guess what color it is now? Yup, that's right. Gold star for you!!!!). I then had to explain to Mom why I suddenly wanted my hair purple. She was okay-ish with it. (Not rlly.) 

I then proceeded to trim my layers myself. Mistake. I had a Seinfeld marathon and tried again to organize my closet. Mom came upstairs to investigate the weird sounds coming from my room. 

Went out to see the unicorn....she tried to spear me with the horn. Succeeded. I have an ugly scratch on my ribs now. For now, I am going to stay away from the unicorn. 


Lemonade signing off, or however you signal that you are stopping the whole writing thing for this blog post. 
Gill

Random Song Lyrics! *WHAT?!*

I am going to randomly post song lyrics now! Yay!

When you feel all alone
And the world has turned its back on you
Give me a moment please
to tame your wild, wild heart.
- Crash and Burn, Savage Garden.

Closed off from love
I didn't need the pain
Once or twice was enough
And it was all in vain.
- Bleeding Love, Leona Lewis

Why so serious?
So raise your glass if you are wrong
in all the right ways.
....
We will never be never be anything but loud
and nitty gritty dirty little freaks.
...
- Raise Your Glass, Pink

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now, wish right now.
Yeah! I could use a dream or a genie or a wish...
- Airplanes, B.O.B. & Hayley Williams

Now you're gone
I realize my love for you was strong
And I miss you here, now you're gone.
- Now You're Gone, Basshunter

Three Days

I haven't had a good night sleep in three days. I'm exhausted, and I think I might be going a little crazy. I have nothing to blog about, I just don't want to pay Gill $5, so here's my blog post.

Awesome, right?

Dom

Huh

Dunno what Dom means. I feel just like myself. :-|

Lull

I feel like we've become really boring over the blog. But, I didn't want to do this in the first place, so I don't really care. Anyway, sorry for being boring and whatever, but... if it helps... something is really up with Gill lately. I don't know what, but I'll eventually get to the bottom of it.

Dom

*Sheesh...*

It was just a *joke* Dom. Sheesh! I even let the lizard hang out in there with you!

...

Gill somehow managed to lock me in my closet today. I just got out.

I'm a little worried...

Dom

Hmmm....

It feels weird since I got back home. So many changes, no matter how small.....

Until 4

Don't stay up until 4 in the morning only to wake up three hours later for school. It's really not a good idea.

I'm gonna go collapse now.

Dom

:P

Oh, well, I'll just try to be meaner and more irritating, Dom. :P

And what *is* up with you and Tony? Just be nice!

123 posts!

We're awesome like that. Except I'm changing that now with this -- post 124.

Either way, there's nothing wrong with being nice, Gill, like I told you earlier. But after almost sixteen years of constant arguing and screaming, it's just weird. And I'm really creeped out by Anthony. He texted me earlier wondering if I wanted to go get ice cream.

Am I really the only one who finds all this weird?

Dom

....

Okay, Dom, what's wrong with being nice? O.o

I was kidnapped, all right? I'm bound to change a little, sheesh.

Mad Season

I think I'm going crazy. I really do. Because Gill isn't acting like her normal self. She hasn't yelled at me since she got back. We haven't even argued. This morning, she actually offered to grab the milk from the fridge for me. She was already holding the jug when she asked, but still!

Anthony/Damien keeps coming by, just to check in on us. And when he's not over here, he's constantly calling. After he moved out, an entire year passed without him talking with me. And now he won't leave me alone.

So, I guess I'm still just really confused. Maybe I never did leave the world the portal leads to. Or maybe I'm just dreaming. I really hope so. It would explain so much.

Oh, and here's the song my title is referring to.

Dom

So...yeah.

I'm not really getting the point of this blog. Anyone want to remind me why Dom and I started it again? :P

Lol, just kidding.

Is it just me or does Elmo from Sesame Street have an adorable giggle?

At the ripe age of...

When I grow up, I want to be like House:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O89bXKwr4IY

So............................................................

Oh yeah. I have a unicorn! *grins*

How People Are Stupid

Do I really need to explain? They just are. Period.

Dom

Apparently I enjoy posts entitled: 'The Facts of Life.'

Okay then.

The Facts of Life:

1. I have no idea why everyone is freaking out about this. I was gone for a few days, with friends, out of town. I asked my Mom and got permission!

2. Yeah, Tony's our bro. Get over it.

3. Again.....I was *not* kidnapped. :P

Gill

Why?

Because I can.

Watch:

Here.

Confusion

Okay, so, obviously Gill's back. But I can't get a straight answer from her. Like the answer to where the heck she was! And why the heck she was there! She just shakes me off and yells about how nothing ever happened. Maybe nothing did happen.

I just wish everybody would pick one thing and roll with it. Because I haven't talked to Anthony (that would be Damien. Yeah, okay, secret's out. Damien is our older brother.) since yesterday, but he won't stop calling me. Anthony doesn't call me. Ever. And Gill won't get off my case about her not really being gone.

I'm ready to hunker down in my closet. Except that's where the portal is... Maybe under my bed.

Dom

Okay...

Whoa, guys!

Look, I am very sorry bout all this. My friends must have hacked into my account and posted all those...I've just been out of town for a few days! Sorry!

Gill.

IT"S NOT OUR ANTHONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gill:

I don't know how to get hold of you Gill. I know, if you're anywhere like the place I was in, there is no way for me to get to you except through the blog. So I hope you see this.

I don't know who you're talking about. I don't know who not to trust. So, for now, I'm assuming everyone.

Don't do anything stupid. Don't worry about me. Just don't get caught. If you're where I was, they won't hesitate in killing you. Please, just be safe. As safe as you can, at least.

Dominic (<--I'm trying to help you feel better, let you know that I'm worried. Does using my full name help? You know how much I hate it...)

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Still no sign

I'm still alone and confused. There's no sign of Gill. And Damien left last night without a word.

Mom and Dad are freaking out. They haven't had a chance to recover from when I was gone, and now Gill is too.

The portal has been pulsing non-stop since Gill's last blog post, it's grown bigger than normal, and seems to be whispering in some foreign language.

I just hope she's all right and comes home soon.

Dom

Tired

I'm updating, because I don't know what else to do.

I don't know what's up with Gill. I don't know what happened. I don't know who took her. I don't know if anyone took her. I don't know where she is. I don't know how to get her back.

I just don't know.

Damien is on his way over.

Until then... I don't know.

I thought this was all over, but I guess I was wrong. We all were.

I feel like I'm going to pass out from the exhaustion this stupid portal has brought on. I wish we'd never found it.

Clueless (Dom)

Good Morning, Monstropolis!

:D

Okay. I'm running out of good blog post ideas.

Well, actually, I have run out of good blog post ideas.

So, I'm going to ramble for a minute and then try to make this totally awesome and worth your while.

Okay I'm done rambling now. So I guess I never really did. OH! I have an idea. :) Never mind. I got nothin.'

On a very happy note: FRINGE IN TWO DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There had better be no baseball. :P

On another plus note: PSYCH IN EIGHT DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT?!

Lemonade Gill

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First of all, my brother is morose.

Second of all, this video should cheer him up. This should cheer anyone up.


......unless they have trouble sleeping with monsters in their closet. O.o

Roll over these words  if you can't see the link. ;) And enjoy the genius of this dude. I want a t-shirt.

Happy November First

For some of you, I'm sure, it has, in fact, been a happy November first. And why not? It's cool outside, bringing the promise of holiday cheer and all that stuff.

But for some of us, it has been nothing but a blur of sleep deprivation and school work.

Fun day today? No.

Dom

All Hallows Eve

Hah! My title is a *little* less lame than Dom's.

My take on the Thriller: I didn't finish it because I didn't have time.

I shuddered every time MJ spoke. His voice is unnatural.

Stupid special effects.

Song sounds uber cheerful to me.

Doesn't get stuck in my head nearly as easily as Ghostbusters Theme Song (watched the sequel tonight) or The Witch Doctor (ooo, eee, ooo ah ah ching chang walla walla bing bang) OOOOORRR Break Even by the Script.

This is Lemonade signing out.

Spooky Lemonade.

Spooky Gill.

MWHAHAHAHAHA!

Halloween

Like my lame title up there? I do. I think it's dope.

Anyway. It's Halloween. Thought I'd do a post surrounding said "holiday."

So here it is, one of the scariest things you'll ever see.

Here.

And it's up to you to decide if I meant the song is scary, the video is scary, or the man in the video is scary.

Personally, I'd go with all three...

Dom

So....

1. very tired.

2. very addicted to this video. (The song on it...but I like the video, anyway. :)

3. very hungry.

4. very happy to no longer have hairspray in my hair. (I dressed up for Halloween tonight. I was a Star Wars character - Princess Amidala - and my friend managed to get my short, spikiness up into all these cool little braids, but she sprayed it mercilessly with hairspray to make it stay. My hair felt like wire.)

5. Mmmmmm.........................

Paranormal Activity -- don't look now... but there's someone right behind you....

Last night I went and saw Paranormal Activity 2.

I watched the first one a few weeks ago, and found myself mildly freaked. Not scared, not... not scared. I was intrigued even. Why was this demon shadow following her?

Paranormal Activity 2 answered those questions. Kinda. Something having to do with her great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great (<--that's really fun to do) grandmother asking a demon for wealth or whatever. And the price was the soul of the next first born son. This movie centers around Katie's (from the first movie) sister and her family. Who have just happened to have a son. The first son born since the 1930s. They find themselves shrouded in mysterious noises and random happenstance. Much like the first movie. But it progresses (again, like the first movie). Starts with bangs and bugging the dog, moves onto whispering and making big, "scary" shadows, then on to actually lifting the baby out of his crib, forces all the cabinets open (I really did jump at that part, it came out of nowhere), then goes on to yanking the mom down the stairs -- twice.... in a row, hurts the dog (badly), and takes over the mom's body. I got lost after that part. I'm not sure what was happening, because the light was off most of the scene and it was all just screaming and clattering.

And then the shadow demon thing moves on to Katie and Micah (where the first movie picks up) and leaves her sister alone again. It then proceeds to take over Katie's body (as seen in the first movie), kills Micah. Then (what wasn't seen in the first) goes to her sister's house. Kills her sister's husband. Kills her sister. And takes the baby.

It ends after that.

This one was definitely better than the first. More suspenseful, more "jump" moments. And really, a better plot. Seeing it from more than one POV helped, too. But I still can't help but wonder just why these people had their cameras on most of the time. Aside from the security camera footage and the few home videos (the baby walking, etc.) it didn't make any sense why they'd have the camera going. Except maybe when Ali (the daughter) was "documenting" what was happening at night with the evil spirit thing. Why would you be making a home movie of you talking with your sister about the evil shadow? Doesn't make any sense. And is just all around too convenient.

It's obvious that this movie was made to fit around the first, but still, surprisingly, better than the original. (I guess that's not really the right word, because this wasn't a re-make. But I'm not feeling creative word-wise at the moment.)

So, if your into this kind of stuff, go see it, but don't expect the best movie ever. Don't expect to be scared stiff. Because it's not going to happen, unless you're a total wimp.

If you aren't into the horror genre, may I suggest Max Keeble's Big Move? With the evil ice cream man?

...Yeah.

Dom

Nothin' much to say....

Except I have the slowest printer ever. And it excretes this weird smell every time I print something. Like the breath of an old, warn out hunk of tree that hasn't brushed it's teeth in twenty years.

And we reached 100 posts! Yay us. I'm ruining that now.

Post 101.

Dom

FALL!

I love that it is fall!

Sweet potatoes!

Hot chocolate!

Candy!

Pumpkins!

Orange!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Purple!

Hoodies!

Scarves and hats and fingerless gloves and yes, even socks!

What?!

The Facts of Life, (Again)

1. I am missing a knitting needle, and I am not happy about it. Oh well! It'll turn up really soon!

2. I did, in fact, bring back Dom a venti Starbucks when I did finally go out. And then I drank it myself and drove back because I accidentally got the wrong thing. Then I brought him back the right thing.

3. No comment about the nice cup of 'mitchie...'

4. I have finally made a decision about college! Anyone who has a problem with this decision can stuff it, kick a cactus, butt a stump, stow it and then eat dry, stale cereal without milk!

5. I think that right now....everything's okay. It's not perfect, but...it's okay. For now. I'm going to enjoy it while it lasts.

6. Except for the missing knitting needle.

7. Yes, I knit. If you call me a dork I'll hunt you down and stab you with it! (Not really, but it's fun to say things like that. :P I'm actually a really nice person....want me to knit you something? :D)

8. Don't actually put in knitting requests. I have too much to do because of other knitting projects. 

Coffee maker on the side

Nothing like a nice, hot cup of joe in the morning. At least, I'd assume so. But I can't say for sure this morning. Our coffee maker stopped working, and I had to get up uber earlier.

(Why, Dom, did you get up "uber" early?)

Because I did. Get off my back.

Anyway, back to the coffee. I asked Gill nicely -- several times -- and she still won't go buy me one at Starbucks. Maybe I should offer to knock it off the money she owes me.... Nah.

I gave some coffee beans to Mitchie (I don't recommend) and she chewed them up, spat them out. And the beans, mixed with her magical unicorn spit, make a fairly convincing coffee substance.

Makes me wonder if anyone would be stupid enough to fall for that.

...

Hey, Gill! I have something for you!

Dom

CYBERMAN!

I carved a pumpkin today.

Look what's on it.

That's right.

A Cyberman.

From Doctor Who.

That show has warped me.

And the carved Cyberman looks a little warped.

It all works out.

*Doctor Who "WHAT?!"*

Dom

A lame blog post

I have nothing interesting to say that would take less than a few minutes to do.

Let's try a list. I like lists.

1. I owe Dom money. Again. :P

2. I see chickens on the window sill.....plastic ones.

3. I would very much like a glass of water right now.

4. Would very much like to burn all SAT tests everywhere.

5. Will not do the above.

To our loyal followers:

Yes, all eight of you! We thank you for caring (however remotely) about our lives. Or reading about our lives. Or just pretending like you care about reading about our lives. We appreciate your support -- silent as it may be at times (you know who you are "random" person that I'm not at all taking specifically to *Shifty eyes*). But we still feel those positive thoughts!

Anyway, we'd love for you to share us with everyone you know. Post us on Facebook, or do the Tweety thing about us! Run up to random people in the mall and hand them a piece of paper with, "domandgillian.blogspot.com/ -- Check it out!" scrawled messily, hardly legible on it.

If we're gonna be forced to do this stupid blog thing (Thanks again, Mr. Q), something might as well come of it.

I'm sure your goldfish would love to read about us too. You should go tell him. Now.













Now.










Dom

Is it sadistic of me to enjoy this? Yeees, prolly.

KID EATS HOTTEST CHILI PEPPER IN THE *WORLD!* 

Either those are really hot, he's a really big wimp, or he likes acting like a really big wimp. I'd love to hear your opinion. Which is it? 

Five celebrities and how they bug me

1. Oprah. Yeah. I get it. You're successful. Now stop rubbing it in people's faces and get a life. And really, you're magazine is called "O"? Could you be any less humble? And isn't that the name of your new channel, too? Wow...

2. David Letterman. You're not funny. Okay? Not. Funny.

3. John Mayer. You're creepy. Your songs are creepy. Your hair is creepy. Your voice is creepy. You need to take a shower. Go do that... Then wash your mouth out with a bar of soap and stop writing creepy songs. I don't want to hear about it.

4. Tom Felton. Dude. You play Draco Malfoy! One of the best bad guys of all time! Chill out and be more outgoing! And... maybe take a page from Draco's book. At least throw stuff at people to show them that you can be evil. You have it in you, I know you do. Now show it!

5. The local news anchor (who's name I'll leave out). You're old and I think you probably smell weird. What happened to just being on the commercials? I could change the channel then. I don't want to hear your voice while learning about the latest gadgets. You obviously have no clue what they are. Stop pretending. And when they bring in animals from the shelter, at least pretend like you care! You act as if these animals are diseased! You won't even touch them. All they want is love, and there you sit, cringing away from them. Seriously man, just retire.

Dom

Spooky Playlist Cannon!

I have decided to do a 'spooky' playlist cannon in honor of October. Not all of them are scary, but they are all odd, Octoberish songs. Enjoy. Mwhwahahahaha! *lights out, flashlight under chin!*

1. She's My Ride Home by Blue October
I've actually only listened to it once, but....the opening lyrics are especially creepy. O.o 

2. The Shankill Butchers by The Decemberists
The first time I heard this one, I absolutely was afraid to go to bed. Just listen to it once....or twice....consider the possibilities. O.o I was much younger when I heard it for the first time - it doesn't phase me much now. But it is still the most disturbing lullaby ever.

3. John Wayne Gacy Jr. by Sufjan Stevens
Here's the thing with this song....it's about a real person. And even though the melody itself is calming and nice to listen to, if you pay attention to the lyrics, you'll be creeped out for lots of reasons. I'm not sure when this guy lived, but he was a vicious serial killer. Have fun with that...

[And now, on to more funnish songs for October.]

4. Bones by The Killers
This isn't one of my favorite Killers songs. But it's called Bones, and the music vid was directed by Tim Burton. It had to come.

5. This is Halloween: Nightmare before Christmas Soundtrack
I'm really not a big fan of the movie, but would it be a spooky playlist cannon without a song from it? I mean, really? Especially since we're on a Tim Burton stretch? My favorite song is actually What's This? but that one'll probably be included in my Christmas Playlist Cannon, because it's more about Christmas than Halloween.

6. Friends on the Other Side: Princess and the Frog Soundtrack
I'm afraid all of you will think I'm a demented, dark person if I don't include this one. I'm really not. I don't even listen to creepy songs like that very often! I just thought it would be appropriate for this month....so no judging. This movie is awesome, by the way. I whistle/sing it to myself all the time.....

[On to the odd portion, which consists of one song:]

7. My Boy Builds Coffins by Florence and the Machine
I really do listen to this one often. I like it. It's very odd, but I like it.

[For you mushies:]

8. White Demon Love Song by The Killers
I actually really like this song, and even though it's actually from the New Moon Soundtrack, I gave you the Doctor Who version. ;)

[BONUS SONG THAT IS NOT AT ALL SPOOKY:]

9. The Beauty and the Tragedy by Trading Yesterday
This song makes me happy, even though it's sort of....sad. Probably because the first time I heard the song it was on a Primeval fan vid. Primeval is awesome, btw. It's like a kid's version of Fringe with dinosaurs and not nearly as good plot lines or effects. But it's worth it.

Lemonade Gill

PS: MITCHIE IS NOT EVIL!!!!!!!!!!

Larry the Lizard/...Vaaaaampire (?)

After seeing Gill's picture of her evil unicorn on the blog yesterday, I figured I'd post one of my lizard, Larry.

I found out today, that Larry the Lizard from the other side of the portal, does not appear in pictures. Not even digital. That's gotta be the best defense mechanism ever!

Dom

Mitchie

Mitchie the Unicorn sniffing at the camera. Look at her star!!!

I realized that I have never posted a photograph of Mitchie. Here she is! Isn't she adorable?! You cannot see her horn because it hadn't started coming in yet when I took this picture. But, unfortunately, you never will get to see it. It's safer for me to photoshop it out so that agents or whatever from the Other Side don't come after us for illegally owning a unicorn....

And this is Gill, signing out for the second time today. ;)

}:)

Dom: I'm telling Mom. }:)

On less impish notes, I saw someone that looked like Mulder the other day at Chick-Fil-A in the mall! A much younger Mulder. My thoughts?

Fox Mulder from the X-files

That's Mulder and Deep Throat. O.o At the South Plains Mall. And Mulder had clearly gone through a time machine to look younger or had major plastic surgery. WE SHOULD BE WORRIED!!!!!!!!! UFO'S WILL INEVITABLY FOLLOW!!!!! Or Tooms. O.o Personally, I think we should be more worried about.....both of them.

Watch your back, Gill.

Oh, yes. I have more up my sleeve. Tying all your shoe's laces together was just the tip of the iceberg. But it will all be drawn out. Happen when you're not expecting it. I'm tired of just standing there and taking it when you yell at me. It's payback time.

Oh, and to Megan, who commented on the waffle video: If you though that was weird... you'll really enjoy this. (The link is there, you just can't see it. Hover your cursor over "this" and you'll find it.)

Chris: I DID IT, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!!

Brother: Well I'm not gonna drink it!

Chris: I HATE YOU!!!

Dom

Gillian did a bad, bad thing...

I'm glad I peanut-buttered Dom's phone the other day.


It dead.


Also, in school, I am now reading Romeo and Juliet and Juliet.


What?

Evil minds of the far less disturbed

After the drama in the past week, I've managed to avoid going to school. Which is incredibly convenient for me. For Gill? Not so much. She's had to go to school today while I stay home bored. So what have I done? Found numerous ways to grate her nerves. I really can't wait to try them out. I'm so excited about this, I'm shaking.

I know, I know. I was just kidnapped, I should be traumatized, and grateful, and what-not. But that's not how I roll. (Yes, I did just say that. Problem?) I can't sit and talking feelings, which is probably why Mr. Q refuses to leave me alone. Mom says I show love by being sarcastic and getting people's nerves.

You be the judge.

As for the title of the post, it makes no sense. I can see that. But it's dope. Just revel in the dopeness. It would be a great band name, too...

Oh, and Gill... Have fun with your shoes in the morning.

;)

Dom

A horrible slap in the face

Just now (eight o'clock, Thursday nights, when Fringe always happens) I turned it to the great channel of Fox. (where many shows go to die.)

Football was on.

Me: What?! No! No! No, this is not okay!
Dad: *laughs*
Me: What's going on?! Oh. *realizes that there are no more episodes of Fringe until November.*

It was horribly disappointing. I had made myself a cheese wrap, chocolate milk, plate of chips, and gotten a protein bar from the pantry just to watch with Fringe. Also because I was hungry. Horrible!

Gill

Fantastically Idiotic

This is one of the all time stupidest videos I have ever seen. And I'm still having trouble containing my laughter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj00ii1BLV8

"You want two of them?!"

Artichoke

Stevay Nicks.

Yes, I am aware that her name is actually spelled Stevie. But I like to spell things the way I say them sometimes.

OH NO! I just realized that changing the way things sound is something that Andy from the Office does! I don't want to sound like Andy from the Office! This is really bad! AAAH! Well, I tried to find a video of Andy, but I couldn't find a good one. But I don't sound like that when I sing. I don't. Stop it! I don't!

Oh! So, Stevie Nicks. Stee-vee. See, I am pronouncing it right now. Edge of Seventeen! Listen here if you wanna be a quarter as awesome as Joan Cusack from School of Rock. Just a quarter. Don't ask for any more than that. Don't be greedy.

Lemonade, signing off!

PS I was trying to be light, since everything has been so heavy lately. There's that word again! Sorry. I like Doc from Back to the Future. 

Officially no longer a dream.

I went back and read the posts over the past few days and came to the startling (and obvious) conclusion that I wasn't dreaming.

I'm not sure where that leads me now.

And I've got freaked out parents I don't know how to deal with. I can't tell the about the portal. I can't tell them where I was. I can't tell them what happened.

I just don't know anymore.

Dom

Impending Doom.....Thanks, Brandon Flowers, for that excellently put phrase.

It's quiet here today. Neither Dom nor I went to school. Damien's still here, but he's not saying much. I keep hearing Mitchie knocking stuff over outside.

The lizard is staying curled up on my stomach, for some reason. Dom's asleep....

And downstairs, anxious mutterings. Something sizzling on the stove. Smoke alarm goes off occasionally because Mom keeps burning the cookies. And as normal as all of this is supposed to be...I can't help but feeling like it's just that moment of silence in the horror movie before something jumps out and kills you.

Oh, I am so optimistic.

Oh, and our best friend, the Portal-That-Constantly-Causes-Danger-and-Turmoil- To-Our-Lives, is back. Strong as ever. Tested it earlier, and I got through okay. Also, it keeps spitting candy out at me and hitting me in the head. Thanks, P.T.C.C.D.A.T.T.O.L. That almost looks like the word 'pterodactyl.' Maybe we'll just stick with that from now on.

Oh, and the song I was referencing is Losing Touch, by the Killers. You can listen to it if you click right....here.

Gill

Dreams and reality

I'm home. I never left home. It was just a dream, guys, c'mon.

Right? It was just a dream... Right? No, yeah it was! It had to be. It was so unrealistic! And... I don't know, maybe scary.

I fell asleep and woke up in a dark room, surrounded by grubby blankets. After several hours, a man came in and talked about the portal. I was really freaking out that he knew about it until he said something about killing me and then I was freaking out about that. He gave me a sandwich then left. I heard him leave the house a few minutes later and snuck out, got his computer. It wouldn't let me send an email, so I had to leave a blog post, warning Gill. The doorknob literally started jiggling just as I pressed the "publish post" button. Then I went back to the dark room. Stayed there for... I don't know how long. But it was a long time. There was a lot of sleeping. I had nothing to do except freak out or sleep. (The door was suddenly locked. I'm wondering if he'd wanted me to leave the post on the blog.)

After so long in the room and a few more sandwiches... there was a really loud commotion outside the door. Lots of punching, kicking, wall slamming, and cussing. And I heard the name, "Damien." This went on for at least thirty minutes with me hitting the door and yelling for Damien to come. Then he did. And wouldn't let me look around the room. Said it was gruesome, and I didn't need to see. I think he may have killed those guys...

We got in his car, and he told me I was on the other side of the portal. Been kidnapped by these guys who were trying to clean up the streets. (Ironic.) They reached in through his portal -- I'd been at his house when it happened -- and pulled out the nearest thing. That happened to be me. I'm just glad Gill wasn't there.

Anyway, Damien explained it all and it all went over my head. Then he told me to take a nap. I argued with him for a while, but eventually did what he said.

I woke up in my bed. With Damien right beside me. His eyes hard. Told me it was just a dream. Freaking out over a dream. And I was believing him until I left my room for breakfast. (Not to forget the fact, wondering why in the world Damien was in my room.) Mom was crying in the kitchen, hugging on Dad and Gill. When I asked what was going on, everyone attacked me with hugs and shouts. Asking where I was. They didn't believe I never left.

So does that mean all that actually happened?

I'm just so confused.

Dom

Nothing Important

I haven't got anything really important to say. Except that I'm really worried about Dom. Damien too.

It was a really nice sky tonight. All pink and purple and blue, and stuff. Very eighties fantasy movie-ish. It felt wrong though. I guess Dom wasn't there to ridicule my dreamy expression.

Infiltration

It is happening in less than ten minutes. Dom will be home by morning. Stop trying to find us Gill. You won't.

--Zion

Update

The “infamous” Damien Zion updating. I know where Dom is. He is in danger, but that can be overcome. I will get him out. He has been taken by what you would consider “the Portal Mob.” They think highly of themselves. Ridding their world of people from our side. They consider us to be the scum of the earth. They believe the portals – the holes – on our side were mere accidents. And they aim to get rid of us one – by – one.

Many times they have succeeded. Many times they have failed. They will fail this time; I will not let them kill Dom. He has done nothing wrong. Neither has Gill. (I can not say the same for myself, but as far as I know, this is not about me.)

I needed to tell you, Gill, not to worry. I have got this. If you trust anyone, trust me. You know you can. I will get Dom safe. And take care of business on this side, so you will not have to worry about this happening again.

– Zion

On the Road

I tried listening to my iPod for like, fifteen minutes to take my mind off stuff, but I finally yanked it out and broke it by accident.

Dom's still missing. Portal in our closet won't let me in. Can't find Damien.

Where am I?

Hey, everyone. This is Samual Johnson. I'm a friends of Gill's, spending the night for the heck of it. Gill just ran out with a backpack and her keys, and left me here... Alone....  *sigh* So, I might as well tell you a little bit about myself. My name is Samual Johnson, and I'm a seventeen year old girl. We go to school together. As she left, she had told me to post on her blog, because her brother and some buddy that she won't tell me about are missing. So, I hacked her blog, and doing as she commanded. Hope she's okay....

-Samual Johnson

they got me

i went over to damiens last night. hes not missing explain later. but they got me. from the other side of the portal. they jumped through damiens and got me. again explain when i get back. if i get back. don't come after me, gill. it's not safe. and im scared for my life. i can't let you die too. im in a rush. if they find out ive done this i am dead. dont worry about me. damiens coming. he always does. dom

A Note to Mr. Porkchop

Now I want ribs. Thanks a lot.

To Maximus Aurelius Porkchop:

Sorry dude, just gotta say: the portal is in my closet. Therefore... technically my portal. Not Gill's. If you're gonna leave a comment about "poopy diapers" and forgetfulness, at least get your facts right.

You sound like you have a name from the other side, and you're one of the 2% that can see portals.... Do you live over there, or are you from our side? Maybe you are related to us... In which case, you shouldn't be calling Gill a gorgeous babe.

On another note, Hot Topic won't hire me either....

Dom

Promises, Promises

I know we're awfully cryptic about *exactly* what goes on in the portal, on the other side. What comes out.

Who Damien Zion is.

But one day, soon, we will get more detailed. We're sort of waiting on...something.

On less serious notes, I laughed very hard today when I found out that Dom was fired.

I really should have seen this coming.

I was fired today.

You sweep hair backward not kinda backward! Duh!

Remember this. It'll come in handy later in life.

*Eyeroll*

Dom

Wow. I'm a little bit worried about this.

This morning when I left the house to go to the store, I started to go out, then went back to get a jacket. I got all the way to the store, then realized I had left the list at home when I went back into my room for my jacket. So I went back home, got the list, got all the way to the store, was walking in...checked my bag and my wallet wasn't there. Last night I moved it to my other bag. So I went all the way back to get my wallet, all the way back to the store. Big whoop.

Later, I took Dom's lizard to the vet's office, and Dr. Paul gave me some medicine for him (he cut himself on some sort of broken ridge on the bottom of the fridge. Nothing to worry about) and so I took him out to the car, got in, didn't see the medicine. I just assumed it was in my purse or on the other side of the seat. So I went home, got the lizard (Dom won't tell me his name, which is why he is grandly referred to as 'The Lizard') settled back into Dom's pillow (I did it for the lizard. Not Dom) and then went to look for the medicine in the car. It was not there. 

I drove back to the vet's parking lot - not there. Started home, and decided that I should really call them to find out if they had seen it. I passed a turn off back just as she told me that she had it on the desk; therefore, I had to go halfway home in order to get to the next turn-off. I got the medicine. I went home.

Is anyone else worried about the number of things going on in my head so that I cannot remember all of this simple, easy little stuff? GAAAH!

Lemonade Gill

PS I cannot give details about the portal trip yet. Only...well, not only. A lot. It's a big deal. It's not an only. I'm really scared. Something bad's going on. And, wouldn't you just know it? We're in the eye of the storm.

Who'd've thunk?

So after several months of being dogged by Mom, Dad, and Mr. Q. I finally got a job.

I get to sweep the hair up in a barber shop. It's thrilling, really; I get yelled at if I don't do it right away.

I'm so looking forward to a long, lasting career here.

No really. I am. No sarcasm at all.

I swear.

Dom

Sometimes.

Sometimes, I hate having a portal in our bedroom.

Sometimes, I hate going to the other side.

Sometimes, I hate coming home.

Sometimes, I want things to be different.

Sometimes, I make lists like this because I'm too depressed to put any effort into anything else.

Sometimes I start sentences with the same word over and over.

And then I break the pattern at the end, just cause I can.

(I'm back home now, in case you didn't figure it out.)

While on the other side

I think Gill should learn the art of kung fu... JD style!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9YR2BY2DnM

Dom

Potentially Problematic Things

1. My double on this side.

(1a. Her hair is purple! What is that about?! Why would anyone do that to themselves? I mean, she looks thumpin' dope, but still!)

2. Apparently, it is illegal for a non-sider (me) to have a unicorn. Oh, I am very passionate about this. You just can't tell because I'm backspacing the angry, Shakespearean things that I keep typing. But Mitchie will be coming back with me - make no mistake.

3. Damien Zion is still missing. For some reason, I feel that it is my job to find him.

4. Dom....your face.

That's all.

I never thought I'd get to say this but...

My sister is a thumping idiot.

That's all I can say right now about her stupidity... and her trip into the portal.

Dom

The Facts of Life. Accept them or don't.

Today is the tenth day of the tenth month of 2010. This only happens once every thousand years. The 10-10-10 thing...because 2010 never happens again. O.o

Damien Zion is missing.

The portals have been spitting like crazy. What does this mean?

Well, I didn't have Damien to ask, so...I did something really stupid. I went into the portal, alone, while Dom and Mom and Dad were all out. I stayed at home to finish homework, and then received a note from the portal saying this:

Crazy things are happening on my side, Gillian. Come on over. It'll be fun.

So...yeah, I, even though I took into account that it could be a crazy psychopath writing me this note, luring me over to the other side for bad reasons (like to kill me or something) I still went. Mitchie went with me. (Yeah...she comes into the house when no one else is around.)

Why did I do this, you may ask?

I analyzed the note. Damien Zion taught me how.
Note's in my handwriting. And it wasn't forged.

Wanna guess what else?

I'm still over here. On the other side. Yeah, right now. And I'm typing in Klingon, but I think it should translate into English once it gets published.

Gillian

Fine!

I acknowledge the fact that Damien is missing. But I don't get what Gill expects me to do about it! I wasn't the one who made him go missing, was I? No. And Damien is just the type of person to go away without telling anyone.

I would know. Don't ask.

Don't worry about him, Gill. Not for another week or two. If he's still gone then... then you can worry.

Dom

Problem:

1. Damien is missing.

WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY AFTER THAT?! NOTHING! He's missing! And what does Dom say? Whatevs! That's what he says! And he didn't even spell the blog title right! Wayttago, Einstein!

The pioint of Goldfish...

Is unknown. But who cares? They're freakin' awesome!

And the first ingredient in every bag is "smiles."

What!

Oh, and Damien's gone missing. Whatev.

Dom.

The Cool Things that Happen in Barnes and Noble of Lubbock, TX.

It is a very strange thing when a woman whom is looking at 2012 books comes up to your exclusive table in Barnes and Noble, puts the books down, pulls up a chair, begins to sit down and then asks you if it's okay. I, of course, said it was, because I have trouble being impolite to strangers, unless they're males hitting on me. Then it comes natural.

Deep Throat talking to Fox Mulder from the X-files.

It is even stranger when a man whom is looking at books of war comes up to your exclusive table in Barnes and Noble and sits down without looking at you at all. 

On the other hand, it is simply dope when you see someone walking around that looks like Deep Throat, from the X-files.

The sniffles!

I'm feeling better today! But I'm still leaking a constant stream of snot.

Thanks for the poisoned Kleenexes, Gill. I appreciated them.

(I never touched them.)

And tomorrow's Saturday!

Dom

Today I...

1. Am feeling a lack of originality, in case you can't tell.

2. Had a sugar high. Fun, till it wears off.

3. Became even more obsessed with X-files.

4. Tardis ride. Oh! I wasn't supposed to talk about that... *blushes*

Today I:

1. Coughed up my other lung.

2. Went through 1 1/2 boxes of tissues.

3. Drank a giant carton of orange juice.

4. Convinced myself Damien was watching me, through my window. (He wasn't.) He was in the kitchen eating my cookies. Stupid Damien.

5. Got a little bit of sympathy from Gill.

6. Played endless video games.

7. Sneezed up a clump of snot that looked oddly like Gill's unicorn.

8. Didn't get out of bed for anything (except using the restroom).

9. Threw up.

10. Slept for fifteen hours straight. I feel so accomplished.

I've had a busy day.

I think I'll go back to bed... where I may die.

Dom

Dom...

Is sick today and doesn't want to get out of bed, or out from under his covers. And his head is full of snot and evil ideas.

Dom

Jim is awesome. That is all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZoc8iELUYg&feature=related

If I ever meet someone like Dwight, this is what I'm going to do.

Halloween is eminent!

And I'm still not sure what I'm going to dress as.

I was thinking either the Doctor, or just going around in my normal clothes. Being myself. That's scary, right?

And nice going on the embedding, Gill. Gold star, really.

Dom

Attempting to do this grand thing called Embedding (if I can't get it to work, then I'm probably not going to try to fix it.)

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A bit of Dialogue from Dopest of Dope Musicians.

From the Live Concert at Philharmonic Hall in 1964.


*Playing guitar in a completely dope awesome way as only Bob Dylan can whilst playing harmonica at the same time* 

 "D-Don't let that scare ya!" *Continues to pick at guitar* "It's just Halloween!" *Laughs.* "I have my Bob Dylan mask on!" *Laughs again  - audience laughs with a very loud round of applause.*
"I am masquerading!" *Laughs harder, audience laughs with him.* 

Is Bob Dylan dope or what?! 

And can I get a Doctor Who - What! 

Ah, Thank you. Thank you very much.

Gill

My playlist cannon -- What now, Gill?! :-P

I've had a tough day today, these songs have helped me through it.

1. Stayin' Alive -- Bee Gees
Like Lord Farquad! Find it here.

2. Rockstar -- Nickelback
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars...
This song is really stupid, but funny.

3. One Week -- Barenaked Ladies
You think you're looking at Aquaman! Right here.

4. 7 8 9 -- Barenaked Ladies
Vampires will have to come up with some other method, because without their K-9s... how will the suck?! Best. Song. Ever.

5. Don't Take Your Guns To Town -- Johnny Cash
Bill sounds like a really stupid person.

6. In the End -- Linkin Park
Doctor Who style! (I haven't gotten far in the series yet, and there's a lot of clips I don't understand... Gill's gonna kill me for ruining it for myself.)

7. Me Against the World -- Simple Plan
I tried to get the one with Peter and Sylar (Sylar FTW!), but the sounds wasn't working... So this one'll have to work. At least it's still Heroes.

8. Joy Ride -- The Killers
I couldn't find a good version with dope clips from an awesome show. But this one is good enough.

9. The Good Life -- Three Days Grace
Official music video. Can you say, "WHAT!"?

10. Ride the Lightning -- Metallica
This one is pretty morbid. So, if you ignore the lyrics and just listen to the music, you'll understand. Especially from about 2:40-4:30ish.

1,2,3,4,5,6,9 & 10

1. Damien Zion took me into the portal at the fair on Friday.

2. Whether or not we actually did do this...well, it's up to you to choose whether or not to believe it.

3. You also have to choose to believe or disbelieve the fact that I nearly died.

4. Your choice.

5. I think aliens are real, and it has nothing to do with the parallel universe.

6. I'm excited about Scooby Doo and the Curse of the Lake Monster.

9. 7 & 8 were crucial facts about the portal trip, but since I'm quoting Feist you don't get to hear them. You may now stand in awe at my cleverness.

10. Dom.....I have nothing nice to say. So I'll stop there. OH! Wait, yes I do. Thanks for that last piece of cake in the fridge. Loved it. ;)

Don't forget....

You owe me five bucks, Gill.

And yes, I did have to do this over the blog because I don't want to leave my room right now, and my cell phone is dead.

Dom

Musings....

I was hanging out with a friend of mine today, and she was going on and on about Edward from Twilight. And she got me wondering. If I were to stop showering, going out in the sun, and put on body glitter.... Would I have rabid fangirls, too?

I don't think I want to find out.

Dom

Darnit, Gill!

I was gonna do a playlist cannon today. Stupid sisters.

So I'll just rant about Band extravaganza last night.

It was freakin' awesome. At least our school was. Completely original, great sound, great formation, even the flag people did kind of okay.

The smallest high school in town did good considering their small size, so no bad words for them.

However, the one that all the preps go to (they know who they are)... well their performance was great, until they took our school's best thing. Running around the field like idiots, then forming the school's letters. Stupid preppy school.

And the other big high school... Their uniforms weren't even their school colors. And they were going for flash. This stuff isn't for flash, it's for the band. You don't dress all 50 (I'm exaggerating) people in your Color Guard in light blue, when everyone else is in black. This isn't for them. You don't have your twirlers act out a violent love scene between the band members with their fake swords. And then kill each other. This isn't for them either, and this was a family show! This is about the music, and the marching. And that's it. Not the stupid flash. I feel very strongly about this.

Oh, and of all the people to look like, Elvis is the best. So I take that as a compliment.

Dom

Playlist Cannon!

First of all, deepest apologies about the post last night. I was really tired but also on a sugar high, and I realized that I hadn't posted yet, and had to do a short one. (We're required to blog every day, or else we pay each other five bucks. Mom thought it was a good idea.)

So. PLAYLIST CANNON!

1. Don't Cry Daddy by Elvis Presley
Man, is this song ever sad. But it's Elvis. It's pretty. And kind of an obscure Elvis song, I think. I listen to Elvis radio on our telly sometimes. *points and laughs* Dom actually looks a lot like Elvis, except not nearly as cool. Anywho, listen here.

2. Jacksonville by Brandon Flowers
One of his new ones! I still don't have his album, but I really like this song. For some reason I'm reminded of a desert in the middle of the night, maybe on a different planet....sorry, it's Star Trek and car commercials and my imagination all twisted into one. Anywho. You'll probably get a completely different idea when you hear it.

3. 1,2,3,4 by Feist
This song makes me happy. It is happy. It's fun! Here, have the Psych version - enjoy!

4. Blue Bayou by Roy Orbison
It was on  Fringe episode, and I found it. He's got such a pretty croon! It's kinda sad, though....

5. Crash and Burn by Lifehouse
I woke up with this song in my head for some reason. So, that's why it's here. And here.

6. Crash and Burn by Savage Garden
Because it is dope, and when I start listening to it, I rarely stop. Get addicted, here.

7. Baby Let Me Follow You Down by Bob Dylan
It's soft and sweet and one of the best Dylan songs ever. I prefer the version from his first album. I couldn't find a good link for it, so you're on your own.

8. Song for the Dead by Sea Wolf
I'm pretty much sold if a tiger is mentioned. Listen and love it.

9. Any Other World by MIKA
I found this while I was obsessing over Dustfinger the other night. And thanks to Love Today and Grace Kelly, I like MIKA. Here you go!

My brother is an idiot

....again.

Fair

Gill finally convinced me to go the fair with her and Damien today. Other than the fact that he was there... it was fun.

But easy to sum up: A bunch of lame rides, fried food that I'm now regretting. And a dope concert on the other side of the portal. That's right. The other side. And there were no people to beat me up. What!

In fact, as soon as they saw Damien they all just left us alone. Which I found odd, but didn't question it, because even they seem to know that death follows him. And he was able to get us in and out of the portal with no problem.

I admit, I don't like the guy. Something about him grates my nerves. But he is pretty freakin' awesome.

Artichoke

TARDIS!!

I made my new closet door into a TARDIS today. It's sloppy, and the fumes from the Sharpie made me lightheaded. But it was so worth it. Freakin' dope!


Dom

The Slender Man

The creepiest legend I have ever heard is that of the Slender Man. I searched for a few minutes to find this page.....

I didn't even read all of it. I have read it before, but the way that he lurks in the picture kept me from looking too hard. I was literally too afraid to go on.

I do not believe that he is real. But....if you think about it...if he was.....

BOO!

I don't think the walls like me:

They keep jumping out in front of me today....

Dom

I've been promoted. Captain Gillian Crunch. Dom is, of course, a Private.

:P Grace Kelly, Psych Style. I'm not sure what it is about this song....
This is Captain Crunch signing out.

Gill

Bob Dylan and coke

Need I say more?

Yeah, yeah I probably should.

About the whole portal thing, that explains a lot. (About the circus, and other people thinking we're crazy.) But I don't see what the portal at the fair has to do with ours. But, if Damien was there, then it probably does.

And Gill, seriously, you gotta stop talking to that freak. Death is never far behind him, and you know that. Forget him.

As for my phone, it wasn't working because I dropped it in the toilet. Don't ask how, just accept that it happened.

Dom

The Fair...again.

So, I went to the fair last night, right?

Guess who was there?

No, never mind, don't try, you'll never guess.

Damien Zion!!!!! So I went up to him and asked him what he was doing there, and he pointed - because he was staring at something really intently.
"What?!"
He pushed my head the direction he was looking. "Look, Gill."

There was a thumping portal at the fair. But nobody was freaking out. Apparently, only about 2% of the population can see portals, according to Damien. Which means that Dom, Damien and I are part of that population. The portal spat out a girl that was painted white with really colorful clothes and painted accents on her skin. I'll draw a picture later. She looked around, saw us, and then looked terrified and ran back in. I, like the twin of Dominic that I am, followed her in there.

All the freaks from the old carnivals came from the parallel universe. That is all I can safely say.

Gill

PS Dom does not know about this because he was gone last night and was not answering his phone. Stupid brother.

A list of important things.

1. My brother is an idiot. He freaked me out a lot today, running around all in black like some sort of goth on a sugar high.

2. I am going to the fair today! I am excited, mostly because the atmosphere is so cool and busy and weird in a creepy, colorful, awesome way and because of all the greasy fried food and strawberry lemonade I am going to consume. Lemonade!!! *squee!*

3. Last night I watched a Macaulay Culkin/Elijah Wood movie called 'The Good Son.' A) And I thought Culkin was creepy before! B) I really hate the kind of situations that Culkin put Wood in. Like how they both know the truth, but Culkin makes Wood look like the liar, and everyone believes him! That's messed up! C) The ending was just...weird. D) You should watch this trailer and become even more creeped out by Culkin's creepiness. Or dopeness. Whichever one. Perhaps both!

4. What?! 

5. I'm ready for it to be chilly outside all the time. Hot chocolate, rain, good books, writing, good television...all those things. Fall! Autumn!

6. Always bring a banana to a party.

7. I like making lists.

8. I thought this list would be a lot longer than this, but...it's not. I thought there would be fifteen things.

9. I'm done now.

NINJA!!!!

Sundays are boring.

So today, while mom was working on lunch, I decided that I want to be a ninja when I grow up. I practiced. I put on all black and my balaclava (which I have no use for here in Texas, but it's still fun) and sneaked around the house, being all stealth like.

"Flip the Jackal switch!"

In ten minutes, I managed to scare Gill twice, surprise Dad once, and sneak past mom three times. On the last time, I scared her stiff.

She screamed and threw a raw egg at me.

She claims she thought I was someone who broke into the house.

I don't believe her. I think she just wanted to throw something at me.

But now I know that I can be a ninja when I grow up.

Dom/Artichoke/Judd Nelson/a little bit Maxwell Smart (even if he's a spy, not a ninja. He's still dope!) -- the very successful ninja! What!

Yes, Gill...

That would make you Ally Sheedey. Even if you are more like Molly Ringwald, but... the way Breakfast Club ends would just be creepy for us if I were to compare you to her.

Maybe you're Emlio Esteves...

*Coughs*

I have a really nasty cold, because of sticking my face in the portal last night. And a scratch on my arm that is infected. I'm trying to explain it by pulling a fashion statement with the bandage...nobody is convinced.

I'm not at liberty to give details on the scratch...okay, four, long, deep scratches...on my arm...or how I got the cold. But it happened.

Also:

I was not aware that I sounded like Shawn and Gus when I'm scared. But I do. I screamed for five minutes last night, because an owl flew at my car and scared the living water out of me. (Not literally, but...) And I was already freaking myself out. It was awesome.

Gillian

PS Judd Nelson? Really, Dom? Sheesh. Does that make me Ally Sheedy or whatever her name is?

Bushed.

I'm bushed.

So I had to listen to Bob Dylan in the car to wake me up, and now, I am going to have a coke. What?

I'm also going to watch Jurassic Park II. Is it just me, or is there something really appealing about a baby t-rex? It's prolly just me. But I'd love one. *Runs to portal and shoves face in to find one*

Gillian

Detention

I'm in detention right now. Well actually, I'm in the restroom. No longer regretting getting internet on my phone. I needed an escape. I mean it's full on Breakfast Club in there!

Five misfits, defying the teacher for really no reason other than rebellion. I wanted to start singing That one Twisted Sister song: "We're not gonna take it! No, we ain't gonna take it! We're not gonna take it.... ANYMORE!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xmckWVPRaI&ob=av2n

I recommend watching the video, just for how freakin' awesome it is. (Though all I can think while I'm watching is: I bet those guys smell weird....)

Anyway, we've already moved his chair just a little to the left once he was out of the room. Filled his sandwich with paper. Set a minor fire.... (Yeah, don't ask about that one.)

I think I'm Judd Nelson in this whole situation....

Sweet!

Judd Nelson

Storming....

Nothing like a nice rain shower outside, a cup of hot chocolate inside, and a hardcore, action packed episode of Doctor Who.

What!

Dom

The Fair.

It is coming.

I. Heed the posters. It is coming.

II. Let all colors be seen. It's the fair, it's colorful.

III. Eat the heart attack on a stick. It tastes yummy.

.....

Wow, that actually sortakindamaybealmost worked! (Combining the village and the fair! What?!)

Ice cream, cookies, and zombies = pure dopeness!!!

Title says it all. Ice cream in between two homemade chocolate chip cookies is the the best food ever! I wish I could live off it.

And 28 Days Later is the most awesome zombie movie out there!

Now you know what I did today.

All homework ignored.

Dom

Three Conversations I Had Today:

Conversation One: 

Unnamed Person: I think you're stupid.
Me: Thank you.
Unnamed Person: It wasn't a compliment.
Me: I know.
Unnamed Person: Then why'd you say 'thank you?'
Me: Why not?
Unnamed Person: *Confused* That doesn't make any sense.
Me: It do to me. Want a coke?
Unnamed Person: No.


Conversation Two: 

Unnamed Person: Haven't seen you around in a while.
Me: You need a better pick-up line.
Unnamed Person: That one usually works.
Me: Well, I'm not the usual. What do you want?
Unnamed Person: *ignores me* What'll it be? Chocolate?
Me: Nope, Coffee.
Unnamed Person: *scoops it out and piles it in cone* Well, it'll keep you up. I don't recommend it.
Me: Did I ask what you recommended?
Unnamed Person: No, you didn't.
Me: No tips for you. Give me the ice cream.
Unnamed Person: Pay me for it.
Me: I already did. And I'm in a hurry.
Unnamed Person: *hands me the ice cream.* What're you doing Thursday night?
Me: Watching the Season Three premiere of Fringe. Why?
Unnamed Person: Oh, you can watch it on Friday.
Me: Because?
Unnamed Person: Wanna go see a movie with me?
Me: No. Can't cancel.
Unnamed Person: What about Friday night?
Me: No, I'm busy then, too.
Unnamed Person: Doing what?
Me: Not going out with you! Thanks for the ice cream. *Leaves*

Conversation Three:

Me: Mom, I got asked out today.
Mom: By whom?
Me: Kid that runs the ice cream shop.
Mom: Oh. What'd you say?
Me: No, o'course!
Mom: Good answer. Done your homework?
Me: Wrong twin, Mom.
Mom: Oh, that's right. DOM!
Me: *snickers*

Aaaand that's pretty much the kind of conversations I have every day. Stupid, in'nit?

Secret Agent Man

We have to shut up about the portal. :-/

We're totally secret agents now. O.o

Watch this video and you'll be more in the mood for it, I think.

Limited information

Sorry about the very little we shared about our trip into the portal, but frankly... we don't know you! This is our safety (and SANITY) we're talking about here! We've got at least three high ranking members of the school board reading our blog, and they're threatening to tell our parents. That sounds stupid, I know, but they worry. A lot. And they FREAKED when we went missing for two days. I'm really not sure why, though....

Anyway, no more info on the portal trip. For now.

Artichoke