Thursday, October 7, 2010

Today I:

1. Coughed up my other lung.

2. Went through 1 1/2 boxes of tissues.

3. Drank a giant carton of orange juice.

4. Convinced myself Damien was watching me, through my window. (He wasn't.) He was in the kitchen eating my cookies. Stupid Damien.

5. Got a little bit of sympathy from Gill.

6. Played endless video games.

7. Sneezed up a clump of snot that looked oddly like Gill's unicorn.

8. Didn't get out of bed for anything (except using the restroom).

9. Threw up.

10. Slept for fifteen hours straight. I feel so accomplished.

I've had a busy day.

I think I'll go back to bed... where I may die.

Dom

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